Before you read the rest, or comment anything weird, please read this first. This guide was just made for jokes to make people aware of things that they do to annoy others. Many people do things because they think that they are funny, or entertaining and they seek attention. This really destroys the somewhat tragic beauty of CS:GO for those who care, so just please keep in mind those who really do care, and want to play the game properly. I compiled this guide with my past experiences that really made my experience of CS:GO bad, and of many others too.

So basically, there are many ways:
- Use the cheapest mic you have and turn the mic boost up to 100.
- Everyone loves that skin you bought with your mum's credit card, so go ahead and brag about it.
- You're a great singer, so sing! Who knows, you might become famous across the world, or maybe Russia.
- HACK!!!! Who cares about a VAC ban? Steam won't even notice anyways, and no one will care since they will see the unbeatable legend in you.
- Shout! What better way is there to motivate your team if not a nice tiger-worthy roar which in fact sounds like an 11 year old giving birth.
- You're better than anyone else, so make sure to keep reminding the rest of your team about it.
- No one's worthy to be on your level. Call them trash, that is likely to end their career in life.
- Say random stuff or make weird noises. They won't understand you, but they will appreciate the beauty of your voice.
- Play music. Your team doesn't need to focus, you're going to lose anyways.
- Eat food. Make everyone feel jealous, ashamed and lazy for not getting food.
- Spam trade invites becuase everyone wants your £0.11 skins and they will give you anything you want.
- Keep sending game invites, especially for competetive. People will love spending time with you.

Thanks for reading this. Hope you will keep the message on board. I encourage you to share this to make others aware of this situation. If you want to, friend me, that would be really appreciated. It would also be nice if you could check out the links in my bio. I will add more points on this guide as my experience in CS:GO increases. Commenting and liking this guide is also appreciated!