For some trash 'balancing' reasons, 360 noscopes, dropshots, and quickscopes are not effective tactics in TF2.

This peice of sh*t unbalanced game requires you to ACTUALLY hardscope on your targets or "AIM" for HEADSHOTS..? (SPOILER: headshots = impossible)

You'll probably sh*t the bed anyways, but this is the most effective way to kill people in TF2:

1: Aim for the w*nker's head! (The actual head, you cheeky c*nt)
2: Fire a bullet at the w*nkers head! (Once again, dont shoot his d*ck off)
3: Look at the kill and press "G" to win.

NOTE: Pressing G after every kill is a very effective tactic, it makes the enemy player VERY MAD and VERY BAD

If you're constantly sh*tting the bed with headshots, you should try bodyshots!

This is the Machinima [muh-shee-nuh-muh]:

It's hands down the BEST gun in the game and encourages a very skilled playstyle.
Here's how to use the Machinima affectively:

1. Wait for 100% charge
2. Shoot the enemy anywhere on his body
3. Repeat
4. ???
5. Profit.

Here's this playstyle in action:

TF2 Sniper killed JFK:

When you throw jarate, people will turn into a nice shade of PlSS.

When giving your enemy friends a nice golden shower be sure to yell one of these three lines IRL:
"Bombs away!"
"Jarate!" (Because they should know what it is.)
OR
"Heads up!"

Knowing these lines will increase your chance of effectivley using jarate!

What does it look like?
This is Jarate, it is a jar of p*ss.
You throw it at the w*nkers.

BUT HOW DO YOU USE IT?
Here's a 3 step guide on how to use jarate:
1: Find a miserable w*nker to throw your jarate at!
2: Throw the jarate at the worlds fattest man!
NOTE: If the w*nker is a gold color, you threw your p*ss correctly, if the w*nker is not gold, run away, because the w*nker is now pissed and has a minigun.
3:HIT THE W*NKER WITH A BUSHWACKA!

If you do not have the Jarate or Bushwacka, buy them in the Mann Co store!
VALVe really needs money since it is close to being bankrupt and relies on TF2 store purchases!

You will also get this cool hat!


NOTE: THIS HAT IS A DOWNGRADE FROM THE GHASTLY GHIBUS.

PLAY THESE HORRIBLE TASTEFULL SONGS AT THE SAME TIME TO MAKE IT MORE EFFECTIVE!

You cant just have your Gibus, Mercenary, and Pyrovision Goggles (PRO VISION) and be a good sniper!
You need sniping music!
These songs down below will help you be an effective sniper on the battlefeild!


NOTE:
PLAYING ALL 3 SONGS AT THE SAME TIME WILL MAKE YOU 200% MORE PRO*

*results may vary

This illiterate sentry placing unskilled degenerate texan yankee garbage compensating cactus-eating egghead is a W*NKER!
KILL HIM, BEFORE HE KILLS YOU.

How do you identify a wanker?

• He is not Sniper
  
• He is not Sniper
  
• He is not Sniper

There was no reason to censor words like "ＷＡＮＫＥＲ", "ＡＳＳ", and "ＰＩＳＳ"!

I'm going make my guide more offensive now lol.