"A.k.a.: How Minilla was born.

Female Goji: "Mating call intensifies" Hey big boy, I've always wanted to lie with a king. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Godzilla: Bite the nuke, I'm going in irradiated. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anguirus: ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥, I'm out...

Crab People: THE END IS EXTREMELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NIGH! ABANDON ALL HOPE! "Screams of anguish intensify as crab people are crushed beneath the horny Goji pair"

Mating season, also know as the season of terror... at least to everyone that isn't Godzilla. When you the alpha predator, there be no shortage of wenches... and wenches love alpha predators. Because my sanity is completely questionable, this scenario started off as a joke in my head as I was listening to "You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood" (I know, I need help). Once again, the setting takes place millions of years prior to man's existence back when Godzilla wasn't the last of his kind, clearly.

M.O.N.A.R.C.H. scientists to this day theorize that these mating sessions caused massive changes in Earth's landscape... actually, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Godzilla © Toho
Fallout 3 & Fallout New Vegas © Bethesda Game Studios
Primal Carnage © Lukewarm Media
Starship Troopers (2005 video game) © Strangelite and Rebellion
Turok © Propaganda Games
Garry's Mod © Facepunch Studios"