Step 1: Choose a Career Path.
Step 2: Attend Coast Guard-Approved Academy Training.
Step 3: Gain Experience as a Deck Officer.
Step 4: Earn Credentials.
Step 5: Advance to Rank of Ship Captain.

Alright, we got some Sci-Fi fans here! You want know how to STAR ship!






Well, it's the same process, just slightly different:
Step 1: Attend NASA Training.
Step 2: Gain Experience as a Crew Member
Step 3: Earn Credentials.
Step 4: Advance to Rank of Ship Captai-

Well...uh....OH! HOW TO SHIP! I'M AN IDIOT! Okay, here's how:
1. Aquire building materials
2. Prepare a shipyard for constru-

OH!

Oh.






That kind of ship.











Well....

...um.....

....get two (or more) characters (they don't have to be from the same game/movie/book/TV show) and make up some fanfic about them having a relationship

....or something like that.

......Or just search up "Ship template meme", and use it.

....Well that's that.




OFF TO HANG MYSELF