Here we go!
1. Use every piece of cash you've got on The Evil Within 2.
2. Launch it.
3. Start a new save on Nightmare difficulty.
4. Hit your 'ctrl' button with a rock until it is broken.
5. Play until the mysterious man appears.
6. Rage at how many times he catches you offguard.
7. Actually be careful.
8. Continue until Chapter 4.
9. Go to the gas leak tunnels.
10. Considering that your 'ctrl' button is broken, walk around the area.
11. Get absolutely slain and ripped by zombies since you can only use your knife.
12. Wait for your mom/wife to call you for dinner.
13. Rage at her and shout like a crazy person.
14. Destroy everything you currently have.

YOU have finally uncovered the ultimate evil within YOURSELF for the second time in human history.

Thanks to everyone who read my review.