"#1473 +(385)- [X]<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl
#1608 +(82)- [X]<lusta> im doin' route now, heh

<Pneuma> wyze1

<Pneuma> isn't it weird

<Pneuma> that "lusta" is an anagram for "aslut"
#2765 +(431)- [X]<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :(
#3315 +(1016)- [X]<FallLine> heh wtf

<FallLine> some people are stupid

<FallLine> i asked this guy to send me a log file from my software...

<FallLine> either cut and paste the last 100 or so lines into the email or attach the entire log

<FallLine> so he prints the entire thing out

<FallLine> scans it in

<FallLine> and then attaches the images INSIDE a word document

<FallLine> and only the first 100 lines

<FallLine> hehe
#3320 +(2049)- [X]<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee

<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great!  Growing so fast!

<spd-dmn> aw

<spd-dmn> got any pics?

<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?

<KK-> lol

<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?

<spd-dmn> ahaha

<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy

<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?

<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?

<spazzer> ♥♥♥♥

<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women
#6911 +(260)- [X]<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot.

<goosedaemon> really?

<piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away?
#6954 +(482)- [X]<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall.

<glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.
#7408 +(192)- [X]*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | No, ♥♥♥♥ You)

* KeeperS tries to make sense of Radz's quit message
#7705 +(149)- [X]* fingle sets mode +owned Maels

* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus
#8750 +(452)- [X]<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul

<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup

<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper
#9190 +(561)- [X]<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time

<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server

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#11173 +(352)- [X]<tek231> you guys hear about that lady who layed down on some subway tracks, then the train hit her

<tek231> she sued and won 10 million

<Mysteri0> tek231: The train hit her and she's not a blood sprinkler?

<Cap0ne_> did she lose any body parts?

<pac> Damn.

<tek231> I'm not sure, just caught the end of the story

<tek231> on tv, let me see if I can find it

<Knighted> tek231: You hear about that guy who tried to convey news on irc without a url?
#11200 +(220)- [X]<Atarax> Canada is the USA's largest national park
#11691 +(436)- [X]<Plutwrk> t1

<RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB

<RonZombie> i mean

<RonZombie> Tdumb

<RonZombie> nevermind

<RonZombie> SCREW YOU
#15682 +(141)- [X]<jimmie> i was gonna spell something with our inaddrs so when you tracerouted

  our network it said stuff
#15792 +(111)- [X]<Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can put it back in...And no she has no idea where my pr0n is (Stashed at my grandmother's next door)
#23305 +(114)- [X]<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again

<_berserk> so did I

<_berserk> got any dance techniques?

* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)
#26397 +(563)- [X]<Sir_Robin> warning:  there are some inbred ♥♥♥♥♥ in the USA.

<Sir_Robin> even bigger warning:  they're allowed to vote.

<Sir_Robin> worse yet:  they tend to vote for each other.
#35163 +(232)- [X][+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn

[+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world
#43902 +(869)- [X]* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support

<gregor5678> hello?

<gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question...

<gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so much

<Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;)

<Matthew> lol

<Spirit_1100> rofl

<gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong)

<gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or shouldnt do...

<Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm sorry :)

<Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room

<Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life

<gregor5678> right

<gregor5678> thanks anyway

<gregor5678> bye

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#45126 +(13)- [X]<SI-pHluid> so I had to go to the bathroom with a face full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ and wash that ♥♥♥♥ off
#45925 +(226)- [X]<StuGhattz> have you ever had a ♥♥♥♥ take so much out of you that you needed to lie down after?

<flawed> no, but tell me more.. i'm getting turned on

<Linkadmin> StuGhattz: I had a nosebleed on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once

<Linkadmin> from pushing so hard
#46754 +(152)- [X]* osmaker wonders if u have a broken software CD and email it back to the 'publisher', if they will replace it for free.

<Gnimsh> Publisher=MS?

<osmaker> sure

<osmaker> any publisher

<Gnimsh> How do you email them a cd?

<osmaker> dunno for sure
#49020 +(289)- [X]<Mr`K> When people find out you play video games, they think.. like..

<Mr`K> You play EVERY video game

<nzc> dont you?

<Mr`K> "Oh, I got this game, I can't get past this part, what do I do?"

<Mr`K> And it's like Barbie's Fashion Designer
#49927 +(736)- [X]<beretta> lets say you clone yourself

<beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind up having sex with your clone

<beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?
#50767 +(907)- [X]<hazza-> there was a young vampire named mable 

<hazza-> who's periods where really quite stable 

<hazza-> and every full moon

<hazza-> she'd get out a spoon

<hazza-> and drink herself under the table

<|iCARUS> sick bastard

<|iCARUS> i like it tho :0
#51038 +(176)- [X]<Really_Stoned> why is it when you buy a new hd and they tell you, that you can never fell the sob up in about 2 weeks your deleting stuff on it just to make space

<zvxrfpu> because data expands to fit the space available.

<dfwdaddy> so do warez and porn.

<dfwdaddy> you didn't make your requirements clear to the salesperson, clearly.

<Really_Stoned> i actually dont have any porn on any of my computers now cause it takes up to much space

<dfwdaddy> when you walked into compusa and said 'where are your harddrivez' he didn't really hear the Z
#52174 +(181)- [X]<JynxDaddy> 3boy should i get it 2nd hand?

<Threeboy> its a book man.

<Threeboy> the worst thing that can be in it is semen.

<Threeboy> go for it.

<JynxDaddy> :|
#56881 +(535)- [X]<Kuroko> Hey...I need to ask you guys something.

<Kuroko> Sleep or Trigun?

<CrackPr0n-E> masturbation -=X

<CrackPr0n-E> c. masturbation </= that's where it's at

<Kuroko> i'm not male.

<CrackPr0n-E> girls can masturbate too

<SPOONwork> Kuroko: what, women don't masturbate? lies

<CrackPr0n-E> spoon:she's 12

<SPOONwork> CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants: it's not stopping you. :P

<CrackPr0n-E> what does stop me?

<Kuroko> my mum also has a lovely habit of checking on everyone late at night.

* Yukanojo thinks this conversation falls under the category of "Reasons Parents Keep Kids Off the Internet"

<CrackPr0n-E> Kuroko:that's what locks are for

<Kuroko> trigun i can explain. irc i can explain. but...yeah...

<Kuroko> Crack: she has the keys.

<CrackPr0n-E> or "I had an itch... that's all"

<Yukanojo> hahahaha

<CrackPr0n-E> psssh, while she's unlocking the door, pull your panties up

* Sm"