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did u dead?? Xx_I_D1DnT_3VeN_XxXSkO0OpE_M9XxX

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1: buy awp
2: blend in with the enemy
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4: penetrate theXxX( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) enemy from( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)XxX thexxXXXX( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)R E A RXXXX( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)X( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)LMAO
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bonus
how to get kicked (not worry i have experience)
1: buy auto (+50% kick chance IM SERIOUS LMAO)
2: spam auto for no reason (this tilts the hell out of everyone in the game. +10%)
3: save (??? lmao +5%)
4: literally just be the last guy alive every round (people hate watching u all the time while theyre dead FeelsBad +10%)
5: dont shoot an enemy (people dont care if the enemy doesnt see u +30%)
6: shoot like u have autism (people will say "oh my god" and "im in silver" confirmed working 100% fixed 2017 +10%)
7: be bottom frag (simply being bottom frag can tilt ur team enough to kick u, depending on how much u bad. actually XxX7/11wasan( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)INS1D3XxJ0000BXXxX i think some people are instantly tilted by the fact that their team has a bottom frag at all as long as its not them +10%)
8: fail to ninja defuse (depends on how much u SUfail +10% to +30%)
9: try to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) n o s c o p e ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)XxXmomgetcameratheXxX when ur the last one alive on ur team and fail (this will mercilessly tilt ur whole team into outer space dont do it #EEEVILLL +50%)
do everything and u will have...
205% kick chance u saw it here first folks

how to not get kicked
1: buy anything except auto
2: have 16000 money and only buy negev (or any weapon except auto, really. nobody cares)
3: rush the enemy spawn through mid every round like an idiot, OORRR just be the first one to [blindly rush B blyat and] die every round (nobody on ur team will even realize because theyre bad and #theycantspecUifUdiefirstAYYLamooooXxXmO0O0OMgettheKAMeraxXx)
4: randomly votekick someone at the start of the game (this puts everyone on edge xX_PsYcoL0gicaL_WaRF4R3XxXxd0nT_T3LL_C0D_D3VSXXX DISCLAIMER doesnt work against 4 queues ayy lmao)
5: be bad but not reeeeally bad (people dont care if u play like u only have slight autism, as long as u dont go full autism)


ok thats all for now go home comrades