Dear diary, yesterday I have decided to max out the Aldrich Faithful covenant.

Episode 1: http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=973456620
Episode 2: https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1113185349

Courtesy of: https://www.youtube.com/user/Fighterzysko
> Go to Anor Londo
> Invading world as Aldrich Faithful
> Host is waiting at Pontiff's Bonfire
> Notices me, starts spamming me with lightning spear
> hit him: zero damage
> Maybeitisthelag.webm
>about 5 minutes later I realize that it probably isn't the lag as he casted more lightning spears than Solaire with his hand stuck in a current outlet without drinking ashen estus once.
> TFW I have an idea
*initiating masterplan.exe*
> Run to the ladder at the water reserve
> He knows I can knock him off so he just keeps spamming miracles from above
> canttouchthis.jpeg
*about 10 minutes of spamming Pillars of Light later*
> He stops
> nowismychance.zip
> Climb up quickly
> Start kicking him down
*falls to his death*
> 695000 damage
> Few minutes later I get a friend request
> The guy tells me that I should kill myself because his boyfriend called him on her phone and he lost because he had to go AFK because of that
> Not sure if I encountered a female player or if he's just gay

> Later I'm farming the deacons for Human Dregs
> Get summoned again, this time at the rooftop with the archers
> there are at least 5 of us running around
> Sunbro with the Fume sword assaults me
> Wreck him because I was a Washing Pole using ♥♥♥♥ back then
> Look down, see a Blue down there
> Equip cat ring quickly, do plunging attack
*POFF*
> Dead
> Huhh, that was lucky, 2 kills already, I am doing pretty go-*POFF*
> Host jumps on me with UGS, insta kill
> thatwasunexpected.docx
> Taunts
> Damn, that was unlucky, I would have deserved those Dre-*POFF*
> Red phantom jumps on host again, insta kills him just before I get sent back
> thatwasevenmoreunexpected.mp4
> Still got the Dregs, absolutely worth it

> Be summoned again
> This time it is a host, a Blue, a Sunbro and me
> They are friendly at first, we toast and what not
> Blue in Abyss Watchers attire turns to me, does Legion etiquette
> edgy
> Start fighting, he plays it fair and dies with honor
> As naive as I am I thought to myself that these guys are in for a fair fight
> Using the edgy moves I learned from the Blue, I point at the sunbro
> He is a chaos pyromancer/miracle user
> He is not too good at it, only survives with Tears of Denial


*ESTOC SPAM*

> Out of nowhere the host starts swinging his sword like a 6 year old kid from kenya having a seizue with an AK-47 in his hand
> I quickly recover, but the host sits down again for no reason
> We both give him a weird look
> Sunbro heals back
> imaginemyshock.pjw
> Start fighting 1v1 again
> Fight goes well, almost winning
> Host stands up
> Starts lagging around like hell

thisiswherethefunbegins.html
> Starts teleporting around
> Randomly take damage sometimes
> Judging by his internet connection he may very well be from Kenya

*teleports behind you*
- Nothing personal, kid.

> Glichstab
> Sunbro is just standing, probably choked on his chicken tendies or perhaps he has Kenyan internet as well and lost connection
> A little time passes and someone else invades
> He has no idea about what is to come
> Run out of Estus, die eventually

*Your phantom has been vanquished, returning to your world*

Decide not to max out the covenant
At least I got the sorcery

Such is the Aldrich Faithful covenant, dear diary. Don't praise that trap eater bastard.


Star guest: The Führer invaded me like he invaded poland some time ago. He didn't cast poison mist though.