+rep my goated man
i miss your goofy mf <3

-rep Can't handle protein powder

Dude, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE lesbians. It was a normal day at my chinese job, my day was going pretty good until a group of 3 lesbians showed up and started asking me some weird ♥♥♥♥ like "what's your astrology sign?" I didn't know what they were talking about but then the fat one started huffing and puffing like it was going to blow the whole place down, but then they just let out the most wettest, grossest, and most vile fart known to man. I ran out of there as fast as I could as it filled the ENTIRE place, and everyone in there most likely probably died. I then got fired because the 3 of them said I was "sexually harassing them". This generation ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks.

+rep massive p*ssy

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep rapist