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mxe.635 2025 年 8 月 1 日上午 5:19

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Malajar 2021 年 6 月 6 日上午 3:54

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

MR. FIFA19 2018 年 3 月 28 日上午 12:15

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MR. FIFA19 2017 年 10 月 9 日上午 12:38

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papi poon 2017 年 3 月 18 日下午 9:43

Girl- am I pretty? Boy- no. Girl- do you want to be with me forever? Boy- no. Girl- will you cry if I walk away?Boy- no. The girl walks away hurt with tears running down her face. The boy grabs her arm Boy- your not pretty your beautiful, I dont want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever, and I wont cry if you walk away I will die if you walk away. Boy- please stay with me? Girl- I will. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he likes you. If you dont send this to 5 other profiles you will have relationship problems for the next ten years if you paste this on ten other profiles you will get everything you want tomorrow.

karambwan 2017 年 3 月 7 日下午 6:32

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karambwan 2017 年 3 月 4 日下午 9:13

remove this comment if u r gay

wwww 2016 年 11 月 29 日下午 7:13

+rep Great Trader!

karambwan 2016 年 11 月 21 日下午 7:24

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Luceroo 2016 年 10 月 22 日下午 11:06

+rep nice and smooth ty :)

karambwan 2016 年 8 月 23 日下午 4:10

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

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MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:20

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:17

I WANT MY SCOOTER PIMPED WITH MY iPHONE TOUCH FRAMED INTO THE DASH, A SMOOTHEE HOLDER, AND A WHEATGRASS PLANTER OVER THE BACK TYRE. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WITH YOUR FUEL-GUZZLING MOTHER EARTH-MAMERS

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:16

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MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:16

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:15

Polite NOTICE

Pls no more pets in store. Thank u. This morning someone brought their sea snipper in to the store and he got off his leash and snipped 3 peoples ankles and are now in hospital. We have managed to subdue the snipper and taped his snippers shut. No more snipping 4 u. He he

MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:14

IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:14

𝓲'𝓶 𝓪 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝒆𝓻𝓼 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲'𝓶 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝒆𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓬𝓸𝓻𝒆

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:13

Feel free to add me (if you are a girl go right ahead), have more than enough guy friends!

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:11

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:11

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up unicycle i am a frog so I dont have a name but u can call me daT b0i oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im dat boi!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random bois like me _… im 1 year old (got good legs for dat unicycle riding tho!!) i like 2 watch b0I st0rY 3 w/ my frog grill (im a frog too if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite movie!! bcuz WE ARE B0IS!!! shes a boi 2 of course but i want 2 meet more bois =) like they say o ♥♥♥♥ wadddup!!! lol…neways i hope 2 find more bois here so give me lots of waddups!!! BOOOOOIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein dat b0i again _^ hehe… Have to come elsewere!!!!!
waddups and bicycle wheels,
daT b0I oF d00m!

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:11

one of the girls asked me why I talk about sex so much (shes right tho, I talk about it A LOT! Lol). I explained that I view sex very different then others from my generation. I explained that I view sex as an art, a moving piece of art. The sounds, the act of two or more bodys together. The beauty of watching your lover service you. It’s something beautiful & something I feel should be looked at differently then the rest. I hate when guys just ♥♥♥♥ to bust a nut, no dignity.

MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:09

My name is Jenny I am sixteen I have dark blonde hair and u can't stop reading now I have started!! I was murdered 7/14 with my fathers shotgun and a butcher knife if u don't post this on 20 other posts I will come kills u in the middle of the night with my dads shotgun and butcher knife u have five hours!! Don't believe me??? Google Maria Marshall, Keisha Jones. And Omar. Wilkinson -bernie "skeltal" sanders sorry i want to live

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:09

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Give This Rose இڿڰۣ---To Everypony You Care About.
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MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:08

I just took a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gigantic ♥♥♥♥.
It was like the size of a honeydew melon in total. I peeked down at my turd it was a squishy, consistent brown pile, like chocolate ice cream squeezed from my tender pucker. I attribute it's texture, modest stink, and consistency to the large amount of peapods I had with my food yesterday. I also went quite some time without taking a dump, so there was a lot to push out.
I haven't taken a ♥♥♥♥ that big in forever, and I felt it was important to tell you guys about it. It was also very relieving, and I feel like I've squeezed a lot of stress out of my butthole just now.

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:07

Objectively speaking, penises look better.

Imagine this scenario:

An alien has just arrived on earth. In front of him are two naked humans. One is female, one is male. His home planet has sent him on a mission to have oral sex with one of these human beings. Which one do you think he would choose?

Vaginas:

-Secrete thick, gooey liquids through out the day

-Smell like rotting fish

-Bleed chunks of flesh for a few days each month

-Literally can be compared to an infected wound

Penises:

-Nice aesthetic looking meat stick with a nice red bulb on top

-No smells

-Feels good in your mouth (Objectively speaking)

-Has a nice looking pouch on the bottom (the testicles) that compliments the overall aesthetics of the organ.

Now, I don't know about you. But if I was this alien, I would stuff that males ♥♥♥♥ down my throat in a heartbeat over the vagina.

What do you guys think??

MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:06

THERE IS NO AUSTRALIA and you're dumb if you think otherwise. Australia is from a Dr Seuss novel. Kangaroos, wallabies, dingoes, platypuses, it couldn't be more obvious. Why are the natives black? Its in the far east! A bunch of criminals came on a boat and made the country rich. I'm surprised by the large amount of sheep who fallen for the Australia hoax, its laughable. Anyone here who claims to be Australian is most likely a paid shill or a troll. Its best to just ignore any Australians on the Internet and just flag for spam. They are trying to trick you, pay them the least attention.

MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 10:05

hmm, yeh so you're 19 today?... lol. so umm... like happy birthday? haha. hmmm ye like have a good one i guess, lol.... see you around? lol. um... so like good luck for the coming year? haha. well... so like i guess you're a cool person hehe lol? so yeh like uhh enjoy your day... haha... thanks. lol haha :3 so like... no matter how old u r (ur 19 now), u can still be the dancing queen i guess hehe...lol

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 9:53

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

karambwan 2016 年 5 月 10 日下午 9:52

ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WON'T COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!!

MR. FIFA19 2016 年 5 月 2 日下午 11:02

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karambwan 2016 年 4 月 29 日下午 8:36

Girl- am I pretty? Boy- no. Girl- do you want to be with me forever? Boy- no. Girl- will you cry if I walk away?Boy- no. The girl walks away hurt with tears running down her face. The boy grabs her arm Boy- your not pretty your beautiful, I dont want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever, and I wont cry if you walk away I will die if you walk away. Boy- please stay with me? Girl- I will. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize he likes you. If you dont send this to 5 other profiles you will have relationship problems for the next ten years if you paste this on ten other profiles you will get everything you want tomorrow.

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