What the desu did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu about me, you little desu? I'll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the desu out mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu. You think you can get desu with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that's just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, I will use it to its full desu to desu your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little 'desu' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you're desu, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu. I will ♥♥♥♥ desu all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu, kiddo.

Happy Birthday browsky

Wayayayayayaya

What's an Aion?

Woman is plowing field for man. Man walks up to woman.
Woman says, “Husband, if I can plow no more, would you still love me?”
Man replies, “Do not be silly, babushka, for I do not love you anyways.”
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes freeze from cold Siberian weather, blinding her. She trips on glorious Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is already dead.
“This is why I no love you, for true Russian woman would get up and continue working towards good of Motherland!”
Woman’s freezing body loses bowels, which enrages husband, who shouts, “Even in death, you disgrace country!”
Husband then uses wife’s remains as fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.

Such is life in Soviet Russia…

Do not like if you cry, for true Soviet will never admit weakness in face of adversity.

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