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报告翻译问题
United States 
You have been invited to join the ranks of the MLG MERCENARIES (c). Should you choose to accept, there is some criteria that you must follow.
Section 1: Dialect
1a. You must use the word "bro" in every sentence at least once.
1b. While using the word "dawg" is not mandatory, it is heavily encouraged.
1c. If someone appears to be enraged, you are required to say "lol u mad?"
Section 2: The attitude
Remember, you ARE better than every one else. In the event that someone disagrees, they are poor and ugly. You must make sure they know this.
Section 3: The tasks
An MLG mercenary is expected to do many tasks such as:
a. Kill bears with your eyes.
b. Find a needle in a haystack. While your on fire. In a sandstorm. With a bear on your back.
c. Automatically make everyone woman ever fall in love with you.
If you have any questions, feel free to eat ♥♥♥♥ and die.
Do you choose to accept? (y/n)