cringis mcbasketball 最近的评测

this game stinks

Omg where do I start as only once in a while do a experience such gem of a game. Actually to call this a 'gem' would be disrespectful to the creators of this masterpiece. Everyone shall call this game god in visible form. It is required that they write a second bible just to accompany for the reincarnation of god where Mary, Jesus and Joseph dance in glee as they gather around for a round of garfield kart.

Opening the game really forshadowed the amazing experience that has change my life forever. The music and and UI of the menus bring me back to my cartoon days of picking boogers out of my nose and putting it in my milk and my father'
s milk. Actually while we are on the topic of milk. I always thought milk was cow pee pee and poo poo combined into a super juice that made you bones stronger. It is only until I saw a cow poo poo from his naughty hole that I realised that the milk was cow semen. That would explain why it didnt do anything when i put it in the fishbowl.

Anyways, the gameplay is absured and the graphics for a game released in 2013 makes even the huge upcoming titles look like a old spunk stain that has grown mould over the course of 20 or so years. The gameplay fairs quite similarly to mario kart, except it isn't gay. Whenever I played mariokart I alswaysw wondered why my parents were screaming at each other but when I play this game all those scarring memories disapear. Being able to experience the garfield magic really made me miss the times I would shid and fard in my pant just so mama can put me infront of the tv to watch garfield. In fact, sometimes i would even start eating my ♥♥♥♥ until I would vomit to get my way. Oh how life was better back then...

It is clear that this game has chagned my life but it has also enlightened me on how to how to be faithful to my waifu body pillow, my one and only true love <3 Shenokan OwO *rawr*. I have learned to love life and have been able to cope with the loss of dear friend, Zac aka dr.van den gey. We lost him on his heroic performance and honor as he played basketball in america infront of the scouts for the highschool teams. It was those games, that caused for mater gey to pick up zac and lift him to a better place... in ur mum.

Not once have a touched a game and have it touch me back. Not once have a played a game and have depression. Not once have a downloaded a masterpiece and eat my ass before. That last ones a lie *rawr* xD. Anyways, I guess the point I am trying to make is don't let those haters and critics tell you how to live your life. It is this mentallity that has allowed me to open up my horsey-play club on Thursday afternoons to anyone of all ages and genders. if it wasn't for this game, I would not have dressed up a horse and re-enacted the whole Despicable Me trilogy and meet my wonderful horsey bros Humphrey and Jerusalem.

Game of the millenium, visible proof of god and saviour of the horsey-club and my unn-dying love for Shenokan OwO 私の尻を食べる. 10/10

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wow what can I say about such a perfect game

This game is outstanding, a true feat in the gaming industry. The story is so moving and emotional and has made me cry. Also sometimes the hot babes come on screen and give me hard yes. the main character (Humphrey) and his sidekick kevin (who we have also seen play in such movies like despicable me 1, 2 and 3) go through such hardship and build this true bond that really adds more depth to the game. They later have intercourse

Don't get me started on the graphics. This game makes my computer looks like a beast when im flexing on 11 year kiddos. The use of this blocky landscape and faces which makes me feel like im in real life when I am but im not yeah. The lense flarse are so frequent and this is relatable to my real life because I too look at the sun and I get lense flares. Really ameks me feel like I really am the main character (Humphrey).

The gameplay and tactics are splendid like a mint tea getting slurped by an albino monkey. The way the guns interact an the adrenline rush I get from driving the exotic cars are someone truely unbelieveable. Definitely on my top three list of best life experiences 1. Getting my pen license at school 2. Getting called a big boy by my uncle before he brought me to a seperate room 3. This game

This has changed my life for the better and I have now started talking to my parents in the first time in 10 years. Bless you and while you are here check out my youtube channel for gameplay walkthroughs, song paradies and pranks at timmypranks2007. Despacito