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Hey you wanna pocket me? Oh damn, i'm sorry. I meant to send that to my friend haha, but you could pocket if you want? Haha, just kidding... unless? Cause you're a good medic, but haha I was asking my friend... unless you want? Cause my Heavy's Invite. Just joking haha miss pm.

Look, I know this may seem a little sudden but I've given it a lot of thought: You're the woman I've been waiting for my whole life, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Please, let me finish. I'm crazy about you. I've never felt this way about anyone. Listen to me, I sound like a schoolboy again. A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you.

skidaddle skidoodle your ♥♥♥♥ is now a noodle

The thot repellent should have worked... *ahem* *sheathes katana* m'lady, If you chose me, I will treat you with the utmost respect, as a man should! Im a gamer, 'tis a great thing to see female gamers :)
I'm looking for a mate, one that I may one day marry, a true woman. I have studied the blade, and the blade has taught me many things, including love. NORMIES OUT
Anime Otaku for life, must watch anime to be with me
I must go now
*teleports behind you* *whispers* nice

*walks into court room*
Okway bad cwiminals! Time to execwute you!!
*glare* >:3
*starts to do a sexy dance in front of the bad prisoners*
Ok you're all gonna die hehe *starts laughing maniacally*
*pulls their shirts off and plugs the cable into their nipples*
Any last wo- *looks down at their pants*
>:(
*strokes their bulge*
Okies whoever can give me cummies doesn't die...
*starts to turn on the electricity and I smell their flesh burning*
*gets wet*
*suddenly sees their pants get wet*
0.0 CUMMIES!?
*i pull their pants off and catch the cummies in my mouth just in time*
Uh oh, looks like they're already dead. Hehe