10/10 Cutest reformed alcoholic. Definitely would let him touch me in my no no circle.

pemdas (please excuse my dear aunt sally)

It was a pleasure playing a match of CS:GO with you! You were a great opponent and I was truly impressed with your amazing skills. You had some brilliant strategies that really put the enemy team at a disadvantage. Your quick reactions and perfect aim made it difficult for them to keep up. You made it look so effortless and were a great asset to our team. I would definitely love to play another match with you again and I'm sure the enemy team would too!

somewhat functioning alcoholic, touches men in his free time