Tactical brilliance

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One day... I was all alone... All of my family abandoned me due to me eating ALL of the mac and cheese every single day. There was NO mac and cheese any longer and so they got sick of me... But you know who spoon fed me mac and cheese that day I was kicked out? You'll never believe it... It was this beautiful gorjus human right here. I've never crafted make and ceez before but let me tell you guys... It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing... Thank you my lord.
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I remember once I was being ran down by a group of Vietnamese soldiers, they set up punji sticks and were chasing me into them. This man jumped out of a helicopter playing black sabbath and 360'd noscoped them all with a RPG. We then had very passionate sex and he made me feel loved
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Came bnack to laugh some more... HAHAHAHAHA.. . IT literall yDoes not get old LOL

Holy Reddit satanist Prayeri n bio LOL.. I would be so embarrassed if I was BichukHA Right now ROFL!!! This is too funny