I sexually identify as Bernie Sanders. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of becoming President of the United States and giving free stuff to every American. People say to me that a person being a socialist in America is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, you're gonna #FeelTheBern. I'm having a plastic surgeon install glasses and crazy white hair on my head while I become the messiah of leftists and brogressives. From now on I want you guys to call me "Jesus" and respect my right to overthrow the billionaire class. If you can't accept me you're a corporate shill and need to check your right-wing privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.