hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

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+rep fishing should be an olympic sport

-rep replied to my ad on craigslist where i asked for somebody to watch my dog and let's just say I did NOT expect what happened later that day. So this guy showed up to watch my dog and he was super friendly, he had a weird voice that sounded like he was trying to copy Mr. T and had a denim vest jacket where his shoulder flab was strangely hanging over the tight jacket. So anyway, this guy was super friendly when I first met him but after returning home and checking the secret cameras I'd set up around my house the CCTV revealed that he was EVERYTHING BUT SUPER FRIENDLY!!! Ok so where do I begin, first off the guy is caught STEALING CHEESE AND CUCUMBERS from my fridge!! I can't even write what he did to my dog with the cucumber because thats too graphic!!!! I couldn't even watch the rest of the CCTV footage because whatever else he did to my poor dog Noodles was just too painful to even watch!

+rep nice fair trader ^^

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