It was the night before Christmas and as your own eyes can see, that mean old grinch was extremely horny. And on his quest to bust in some ass, he even took the last can of who hash. But little did he know as he searched with glee, that little Cedrick Lou Who had woken up to pee. The grinch heard a noise, oh no, whose that? There stood Cedrick, and his ass was too fat. “Santa? Is that you? I have been good all year.” “Why yes my dear, why do you think I’m here?” He gave him three dollars and a pat on his head, and shooed him away and sent him to bed. But that clever Cedrick Lou Who said, “Hey Mr. Grinch, I know it’s you, and I aint gonna lie, I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me too

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WARNING! this guy is a CIA agent.. he will try to bait you into 3D printing GUNS!! (Weapons of Mass destruction).. He Will talk in CRIMINAL LANGUAGE saying words like "glowie" or "fed", PLEASE report any sightings of this person to your local 3 letter government agency...