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Step 1- kiss your hand
step 2- say your crushes name
step 3- close your hand
step 4-say a weekday, for
example monday
step 5- say your name
step 6- open your hand
step 7- repost this to 15 other pictures
result- your crush will say they like you on the day you choosed
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they get REALLY excited when they see my pee pee
Makes about 3 cups
What You Need
Ingredients
1 cup medium- or long-grain brown rice
1 teaspoon olive oil or sesame oil, optional
2 cups water
1 teaspoon salt
Equipment
Strainer or colander
1-quart (or larger) pot with tight-fitting lid
1.-Rinse the rice
2.-Toast the rice (optional)
3.-Combine the rice and water
4.-Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low and cover
5.-Cook for 45 minutes.
6.-Check the rice
7.-Cover and let stand another 10 to 15 minutes
8.-Fluff and serve
9.-Store the leftovers
And the antidote is inside the ♥♥♥♥♥
People don't like me cause I touch them
Mad ♥♥♥♥♥ like Tom and Jerry
I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like I have diabe-tees
And the insulin is inside my pee-pee
Oh! Yes, you know this
I have a big staff like Moses
Alakazam and abracadabra
I go hard like viagra
If ♥♥♥♥♥ was a vegetable...
I'd grow it
That ♥♥♥♥♥ so good
That it's got me singing a little song and it goes like
Gimme that puuuuuusssssssyyyyyyyyyyeeaaahh
Gimme that puss-ay
They call me the ♥♥♥♥♥ man
They call me the ♥♥♥♥♥ man
Oh ♥♥♥♥♥ man
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║░▒║with this blade
║░▒║i behead homosexuals
║░▒║for allah 🕉
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