Anácrono profissional.

Award-winning crappy gamer. Multilingual bad communicator. Prone to fits of apathy. Space junkie.

Things you'll probably hear me say:
"It's not even me playing, it's my 7 year old cousin."
"Wait, don't shoot I'm typing."
"Wait, don't shoot I'm updating adobe because it just asked me to."
"Sorry, my character died in-game so I had to restart the computer."
"My game is still buffering, please be patient with me."
"Yeah? Well my mom bought me this game and she said I could play if I wanted to."