I've known this cat for a while. He straight up urinates on kids. Simple as that. You've never met a more cunning opponent. Just when you think you are beating him... BAM! You wake up from your dream and realize the nightmare that towel will always be better than you. He goes to the hottest clubs, takes home the raunchiest men, and taught your girl to play CS at a Global Elite level. Just forfeit if you face him in MM, you've been warned.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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