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OMG!!!! So I just got back from… You guessed it the Emoji Movie! How are you all sleeping on this! Shame on you, shame on you! As your fandom mom, I’m telling you all to go out there NOW, my little garbage perverts, and watch this movie! SQUEE~ I can’t believe Hi-5 and Gene are my dirty little gay couple. SINNING!!!!!!!

SO- let’s start. Gimme some headcanons for the movie! I’m DYING for more content UNNNNNNFFF

ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WON'T COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry around an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if i don't take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent home 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS TRIGGERED ME!!!!!

AND HE WON'T COVER IT!!!!!!!!! like?????? i don't know what to do ive tried talking about it to the councilors but they said my condition isnt real???? like um YEAH IT IS??? i would know????????? cause i wake up screaming and in tears each night because i have a reaccuring nightmare where SANS TELLS ME I'M GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME THEN HAS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DECENCY TO TELL ME I'VE DIED TEN TIMES, AND THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRIGGERS ME???????? and it just PISSES ME OFF how the school doesn't even CARE THAT I AM ON THE BRINK OF ODING BECAUSE OF THIS!!!

For quite some time now, I've had this lingering suspicion that the japanese government created anime as a sort of weaponized autism to be unleashed quietly on america in an attempt to rot america's youth and create an entirely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generation of kids who can't carry on their family lines. Generation Lost. Some ol' supervillain ♥♥♥♥. Why would they do such a thing? Uh, I donno, ask ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nagasaki. It adds up. It would have been a great plan, too, had it not backfired spectacularly, what with Japan now being the mecca for weebs and sex weirdos.

Honestly, the United States and Japan are the two best countries on Earth. Being a weaboo in the states is pretty much the pinnacle of existence. I remember one time after I had been hunting, I was skinning the deer in my barn while watching the sunset over the rolling mountains and playing Azumanga Daioh on my laptop, and I masturbated to Tomo so hard I accudentally knocked over my gun. When I finally came back to my senses post-orgasm I stared at my flag and thought "God bless the USA". Those other countries just don't offer anything like that, so they don't matter for anything beyond selling me oil.

I'd ♥♥♥♥ that robot til it got a virus and had to shut down to perform a check disk operation. Then it's right back to the check my ♥♥♥♥ operation know what I mean all day every day until I become malnourished and my kidneys fail from dehydration forcing the cops to kick my door down after the neighbors complain about the smell, only to find my half rotted corpse cradling an immortal sex robot - the only thing that ever loved me back.

I didn't know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had a succ button on the side of their necks?? God truly works in mysterious ways, but it ain't no mystery how I'm gonna get my ♥♥♥♥ blown harder than Hillary blew her chance to be president now that I know this trick. I've always seen dudes choking girls in porn and stuff but I always chalked that up to the girl wanting to die. I had no idea they were activating turbo boost! Either way it probably makes sense I don't know about this yet cause I'm 13, but my girlfriend is 40 and she's my teacher so I dunno why the ♥♥♥♥ she hasn't said something. LOL that's women for ya! Can't wait to dump her and buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monstrosity

One sick, twisted, evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Or just dead eyed and love starved? When they take from you the only thing that matters, can you continue to live? When they extinguish the light of your life, is it worth it to keep breathing? Is it worth it to hope that the light will return? Or shall you resign yourself to live in darkness once again and forevermore? This emptiness burns your insides like a corrosive acid. How much more can you endure?

SORRY BUT I’M DELETING YOU FROM MAH BOI! (clicks delete!) LOADING… ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%………………………….. ENOUGH! It is impossible to delete our dinner.You mean so much to me. Post this to 1O warriors walls who you never want to lose. If you don’t hear from me in a month, send link

I love Texas almost as much as I love dirty toes. Post feet. Post your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feet. Post your dirty little piggies and soles right now. I’ll ♥♥♥♥ your feet and suck on your toes and lick the ♥♥♥ off them oh yeah. Oh yes. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you. ♥♥♥♥ off. Die.

al gore is the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the planet. he's such a ♥♥♥♥♥ that i feel compelled to eat him. because all i eat is beer and ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do i love eating ♥♥♥♥♥. i eat so much ♥♥♥♥♥ that it's on the endangered species list. if my boy notch ever made a video game where all you do is eat ♥♥♥♥♥, and you took the highest score ever, i would still eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than that in real life. if there was an all you can eat ♥♥♥♥♥ buffet they would have to close down in a week because of me

just weekend surfing on the tele from the bed. maybe that's because i have no desk now.
that said...

OVER9000 to anyone who can effortlessly drop JarJar / FartThing 34 prose LMMFAO

F.U.C.K stands for "Friends You Can Keep" so I hope you F.U.C.K me 4ever! Send this to 5 people and see who F.U.C.K's you back!

It's pi 🍰 day📆hoes💦💦! Gobble 👅 🆙 3.14 slices 🍰of pie 🎂and you'll be 🙏blessed🙏for 365 🗓 days. share 📤👉this👈post with 🔟 of your 👯closest 💁‍♂️sluts 🙋and you'll 👏get rewarded🎁 with a 👵🏻lifetime👴🏻supply📦 of pie🍰. Don't 🚫share 📤this and you 🙅won't🙅‍♂️ get any 🍆💦daddies 🍆💦for 3.14 🗓years🗓!

Who's Heard of Subtlety? Not I: 💦💦♥♥♥♥ me hard ❤️daddy💘❤️💦💦💯👌👈 I want your 😜😜gigantic ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 in my 🌟✨princess hole,👌👌👌💖 and I want you to 💥💥slam it in and out😍😍, ♥♥♥♥ me good,💦💦💯💦🔥 I want you to 💗🌟hold me down😇😇 and ♥♥♥♥ me👅💦👋🍑 until I can't take it anymore, 🔥🔥then keep going 💖daddy💖😊😊. By the time you're done,💦👌👈👈 I want your ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 to be 🔥🔥raw and throbbing💦💦👅, and all my holes filled😊😊😊

Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑

I love❤❤👅 it when daddy 👨‍👩‍👦👴♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆👉🍑 my stinky 😷😷 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👅😺🍑🍑 He gives me💁👰 the best cummies 😦😲👄👄 and makes me extra squishy 😲😊😊 and stinky ☠😷😷 Other daddies 👴👨‍👩‍👦 wouldn't be able to bear the smell 🙊🙊🖐🖐 but my daddy 👴 can go all night 🌚🌑 loooooongggggg 😊😊😊😦

Call me Spike. Just a sharp witted problematic ladies-train fighting tumblrs degeneracy . Brutally honest wiseguy who will not hesitate to send his herd of cute fangirls after you. Not edgy, just logical. only thing edgy about me is the edge of my blade of logic. BUILD THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WALL ALREADY DONALD! and I probably hate you.

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#IWD

If you were my gf I'd talk ♥♥♥♥ until we would battle, but you'd be defeated handedly. Moons and moons would pass until you were so battle-hardened and trained- and me, so complacent in past victories, would come face to face once again. The second I see you I instantly register the difference in your aura, and by it I knew, sensed and could even breathe in this new sensation, all my instruments to experiencing this realm we wallow in like pigs whispered my doom. You step forward. The end of me.

*Le wild gentleman appears*
*Le gentleman tries to appreciate beautiful women*
*WARNING! WARNING! FRIENDZONE INITIATED*
"Le evil Swag-♥♥♥♥ steal nice girls*
"Le gentleman is ronery :( lol :(*
"Le gentleman turns to sanctuary of the internet for females*

Roooaaarr

New Year's Greetings

Why do I suck ♥♥♥♥?

1) Because I love ♥♥♥♥. I love how it looks, how it feels, how it tastes. I love it hard and I love it soft. I love to fondle it and make it hard. I love to take it into my mouth and bring its owner to orgasm.

2) Because I love serving sexually superior men. I love to be on my knees for their pleasure. I love to bring them to shattering orgasm. I love to look up at them, their ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth, and see them smiling down at me, perhaps running their fingers through my hair while I pleasure them as only a proud ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can pleasure a man.

3) Because I love how sucking ♥♥♥♥ makes me feel whole, makes me feel that I’m where I belong, doing what I should do, want to do, need to do, love to do, have to do. When a hard ♥♥♥♥ slides into my mouth and I begin to suck it, I feel a glow that I can experience in no other way. It is a glow compounded of pleasure for both my feeder and myself, pride in being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and gratitude for my feeder’s generosity in sharing his manhood with me and allowing me to serve him while I nourish myself with his sexual power.
I suck ♥♥♥♥ because I’m a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You're my present this year, JC.

♥♥♥♥ is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of ♥♥♥ down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with ♥♥♥ all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your ♥♥♥♥….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

looking for a fresh stock of ♥♥♥ jugs in the midlands, i live in lincolnshire but i can travel hmu @cumstainonthisreality1972

That's a dope profile! :O

Add me senpai, I want to help preserve the Dx .

Actually, wanting to suck the toes of an attractive female is perfectly normal, and why it is looked down upon by society is unknown to me. The fact that you believe it's so bad shows that you're the kind of person who shames people for their sexual preferences. To answer your secon d questions, yes, this mod requires the Gods & Kings expansion, but not the Brave New World expansion.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear.

COckTOBER IS ALMOST OVER 😭😢🎃🎃 BUT HOEVEMBER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER 😜💦💦🍆 GET READY TO HAVE YOUR ASS STUFFED LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY 🍑🍑🐔🐔

Hey let's go to a movie and sit next to each other but pretend we don't know each other and then during the previews well flirt and experience a little sexual chemistry but when the lights cut I'll casually offer you popcorn and as our fingertips brush you'll realize this is happening and before either of us can stop ourselves were getting it on down and dirty lost skittles and tossed aquafina bottles that were definitely used for sneaking in alcohol but at that moment you're happy for the liquid courage because goodness does this man know how to lick ♥♥♥♥♥.

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Also I would love to know how you made your profile like that.

I added you becuase your profile is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome and by the sound of your description you sound like a cool person.

I can gib you tes bucksecks cus u be gaymer grill!

Sally looks like shes gonna pop! Shadow is nearing his limits! Amy is floating and still getting bigger! Tails is close to floating! Sonic is now inflating! Who's behind this?

Added because I love your profile :D