Disgrustinator Jewbethic Handsmile

The friendzone is a terrifying place for young men such as Jacob, as it resides deep in Satan's ass crack. We are not sure what happens in the friendzone itself, but the faint echoes of "I'm a nice guy" can be heard. It's truly a terrifying place to be.

I was sitting at Disney World when Jacob came through the window and stole my phone. The police arrived and the officer, a JacobShalabster fan, did nothing about it! I bet he stole it because he only has Disney Mickey Mouse followers. I am now broke because I bought a game he didn't buy, and no-one else bought it!

i like him

+rep good teammate

This dudes gone sicko mode