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You have a very interesting comment thread lmao. btw I'm the guy that asked to friend you from Furry Frenzy 2022

Pepperoni goes on pizza. Pizza is flat. What else do we know is flat? The earth. The earth is a flat circle just like pizza. The earth also has various toppings, with water being the sauce, and continents being like the pepperoni slices. So basically, the earth is a giant pizza. But what else do we have to do to a pizza before it's finished? That's right. We have to put it in the oven and cook it. If the earth is a giant pizza, then it still has to be cooked. It's much larger than a standard pizza, so the cooking process is much longer and more gradual. Just like global warming. And there we have it: global warming is just the result of the pizza being cooked.

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