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PLAYS WITH HIS BOY TRENT THEY ARE BOTH ♥♥♥♥

100% wets the bed still

is it me or is american player a bit of a boring player ?

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow american player has 32 kills" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single american player kill ?..

but try indian player...u can see the flick i remember a indian player flick....

Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, not Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.

added for trade

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Thank you dolla billionz!

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The worst and saddest feeling about watching porn is when you spend time laying out 10-15 tabs of your favorite porn scenes hoping to go through all of them, but end up nutting on the 3rd scene.... You then accept the fact that you failed and tried to move on with your life, but you come to your senses and realize that you just nutted to an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥ who's the most likable thing about her was her ass. So you say "Oh, hell naw" and reopened those 9-14 tabs because your ego won't let you go to sleep with that L. After a 30 minutes break of regenerating semen, you decide to go back at it. You beat scene 1, then scene 2, then the THE 3rd!, THE FOURTH!!!...you're on fire, you feel unstoppable.

You feel like you can take those 14 scenes down easy. But on the 5th scene, your neck starts to get tense. Your back start to hunch like Quasimodo and your nutsack got tighter than a balloon knot... You on the verge of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but you don't worry. It's all good this time. Unlike the last ♥♥♥♥♥ you nutted to, this one is bad af. You were looking forward to level up to the 6th scene, but after this ♥♥♥♥♥ did some crazy upside-down-sideways-behind-the-back-under-the-leg ♥♥♥♥ on the ♥♥♥♥, you said "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! ♥♥♥♥ these other 9 scenes, I'm finna nut to this ♥♥♥♥♥ right here!!!"....... That's where you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up... You decide to nut, but you quickly tried to hold and push the nut back in because something worse than the ugly ♥♥♥♥♥ happened. In the middle of your orgasm, the camera cuts from the sexy ♥♥♥♥♥ and got fixed right on the guy's hairy ass.

You got pissed and tried to rewind it back to the girl but your weak ass left hand keeps fumbling with the mouse. By the time the girl is in view, it's already too late. With the nut now leaking out, you tried to reach for something to clean it up, but you forgot to prepare fresh napkins. The only napkin near you was the one you used on your first nut. You still tried to use it to clean yourself up, but it's way too wet. It still hasn't dried from the first ♥♥♥ explosion yet. Now, having nothing dry in arm's reach to clean yourself up with and feeling defeated, you slowly lean yourself back in the chair and just sat there for a good 2 minutes, just looking at the ♥♥♥ oozing from your ♥♥♥♥ onto your right hand... As you're looking at all the mess, the computer has been inactive for 2 minutes, so the screen went black.

You lift your stare from your ♥♥♥ covered hand back up to the monitor to close the tabs, only to catch your sad and depressing reflection on the screen. Feeling low and dispirited, you close all 10 tabs 1 by 1 with a struggling left hand while your right hand is still holding your semen dripping penis. You then sucked your teeth and got up to go rinse your ♥♥♥♥ in the sink. While you're in the bathroom scrubbing off the ♥♥♥ stuck in between your knuckles, you caught a quick glimpse of yourself AGAIN in the mirror.......... pausing for a moment, you stared at your depressed and hopeless reflection staring right back at you. You began contemplating your life's purpose while a single tear trickled down your left cheek.......... You finally shake your head in disappointment and went back to the bedroom to sleep in the shape of an L.

1. If you want to die, just die. You don't need to tell everyone.

2. If you identify as a transgender, then you are mentilly ill.

3. Weighing 300 pounds is not okay and it is not beautiful.

4. Being on the Rifle team doesn't make you athletic.

5. Robotics does not make you smart, it only makes you look like a loser.

6. Ultimate Frisbee is for people who couldn't make the Soccer team.

7. You don't have to talk like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to be gay.

8. Just cause you can't afford to go to college and you were too stupid to get a scholarship doesn't mean that I should pay for your tuition.

9. You can be an atheist and not be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it.

10. It's okay to be jealous about not being American.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo

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