Uberbeard
James Crawford
Eastleigh, Hampshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Hi, my name is James and I'm a gamer like you, only I'm better than you at most things especially everything. I know the cheat codes to life, I know where those socks go, I know why it had to be snakes. You should worship me blindly, because I just poked your eyes out.

Uberbeard [www.uberbeard.wordpress.com]
Pirate Radio [www.thepirateradio.com]
Hi, my name is James and I'm a gamer like you, only I'm better than you at most things especially everything. I know the cheat codes to life, I know where those socks go, I know why it had to be snakes. You should worship me blindly, because I just poked your eyes out.

Uberbeard [www.uberbeard.wordpress.com]
Pirate Radio [www.thepirateradio.com]
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2015 年 8 月 18 日 下午 8:11 
Hello please thank you muchly
2013 年 7 月 9 日 下午 10:54 
I never see you anymore. This is my sad face.
2012 年 12 月 22 日 下午 9:40 
Hello Please.
2012 年 7 月 17 日 下午 10:27 
Why maybe, how could you say such a thing?
2012 年 7 月 17 日 下午 7:03 
Hello. It is me! You know, your friend.
2012 年 7 月 15 日 下午 2:54 
Bit.Trip Beat is like Bit.Trip Pong. That's the best way I know how to describe it.