Genuinely the worst player to ever touch any video game ever. End it

STINKY

Gave up on CS bc he was so ♥♥♥♥, you cant make this up LMAO

I just want to reply to goose and minh dynasty pingguo. I am sorry I was bad during my first ever match of Deadlock. I have taken your words to heart and will now quit playing Deadlock and instead become an OnlyFans model. Thank you for your advice.

Hey dawg, I just want to let you know that your e-gf, Shifty Hotdog, is not very good at haze in DeadLock. She should start out with another character that is more beginner friendly, such as dynamo. To be frank, I think she shouldnt play this game. May I please recommend minecraft peaceful mode. Thank you, have a nice day.

hey man, I think your friend who goes by "Shifty Hotdog" should not play the PvP mode of Deadlock, the video released by VALVE. I highly advise you to ask your friend to go play against bots so that they can be skilled. Thank you and have a nice day.

Shifty Hotdog, if you see this, you're dogwater