I would like to personally thank scrotes & no.1 student viper vo for the nomination. I r8 m8/10. I had to think pretty hard about what my favourite verse is but I think I finally captured one that I think encapsulates everything important in life.

“Judas why did you-“
“I’m not saying I’m gay but thirty pieces of silver is thirty pieces of silver.”
“Judas wtf is wrong witchu m8?”
- Genesis (33:333-33)

I would like to nominate Adam930 and listen to his wise words of wisdom.

Thanks so much for the nomination scrotum!
I dont need to think even for a second when it comes to my favourite bible verse.
"When do you think people die? When they fall out of Noah's arc?
No. When they are ravaged by Satan's ippo? No. When they drink a soup made from Jesus's tears!?
No! It’s when… they are forgiven." Dr Hiriluk, Genesis (33:33-33).

This quote has affected me in many ways i hope it will do the same to my fellow Christian chums.
It would be a honour to nominate the nipple niggla.

You have 24 hrs or Satan will fiddle ya bumhole tonight m8.

I'd like to thank the Ex-Bumhole Fiddler, and now the new Chairman of the Ding Family bank, David "Brokeback Mountain" Dai, for this bible nomination. There are many verses which I love but there is one which I especially hold in my heart.

"Hey Peter, you wanna join my new religion?"
"Not not Jesus, I don't have the time for this."
"How about now?"
"Jesus, stop that."
"Come on man, don't be a brat."
"I really need to get on with carpenting business."
"Please?"
"Fine, I'll do it."
Genesis (33:33-333)

I nominate the legendary Pelvis Pillager, the man formerly known as Panty, the man known for his Big Plays, and the Real Stupid Sand.

You guys have 24 hours or Satan will fiddle ya bumhole tonight m8s.

I'll know deep inside my anus that if my bumhole is fiddled tonight, I will find comfort that the Lord will give me the strength to go on, such is his neverending grace.

For this nomination, I chose this powerful verse that I carry in my heart at all times.
"Jesus, I gots ta plunder that ♥♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥♥, I ain't got no bank to pay those hoes."
"Da ♥♥♥♥ you talking? I get to plunder that ♥♥♥♥♥ all day by droppin' my name, droppin' my Jesus touch."
"B-b-but J-Jesussss..."
"It's k, I gotch u. From this day, henceforth... the butthole is k."
"The BUTTHOLE is K?"
"The butthole is k because I will love you... always."
"I love you too, Jesus"
"Can I call you my son?"
"Oh, JESUS!" *ruff manhandling ensues*
- Book Of David (69:69:M8)

I nominate Aesytic and Kinetixdawgz cause I know those two are the most likely to drop some sick rhymes.

You guys have 24 hours to post or Satan will fiddle ya bumhole tonight m8s.

Thanks for the nomination Chairman of the Ding Family bank aka david 'bottom of the leaderboard' dai. Every line in the bible speaks multitiudes of value but this verse holds a very special place in my soul. Before every dota game, I recite this in hopes of pleasing his lord, our saviour.

"The THAI is my carry, I shall not be in want. He makes me feed first blood in enemy territory, he leads me to death beside the river, he restores my soul. He guides me in paths of feed-teousness for his name's sake. Even though I am level one with no money, I will fear no evil; your words and actions, they comfort me. You pick weaver and slark and die 33 times in 3 minutes. You end up with 2 items 60 minutes into the game, then dieback without getting any kills. Surely, you will feed all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the gaps of thai's legs forever." Judas(3:33-33)

I hereby nominate these blessed bible bearing blokes: Adam930(A horny man), Real Stupid Sand and The Foreskin Fiddla.

Thank you Michael "Mudda" Ding for the bible nomination. I am proud to be part of this holy divinity and i thank our lord and savior Gaben.

I love and cherish every verse in the bible but there is one special verse that especially stands out for me:

"Oh our father awping in heaven, praise thy holy deeds.
Dear gaben and thee thirsty three divine prayers,
Thy peasant wish for good fortune upon playing thee victor vo.
Thy would crawl three times the distance of thai minh's legs,
In order to wish for a viperino in the offlanerino.
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away."
Goodnight, sweet prince.... Goodnight and Fare thy Well. Proverbs(3-33:33)

I hereby nominate the top blokes: The titty tickler, the poophole plunderer, the willy wiggla and the scotum swinder.

You guys have 24 hours or Satan will fiddle ya bumhole tonight m8s.