"Payday 2 has never been good" ~ Zomey

"I want something more than an apology to say, when i look the world in the eye." ~ Pat the Bunny

"Nazi liberty prime who puts off permanent sun rays but only to chinese people" ~ Zomey

"No wonder you're such a jaded piece of ♥♥♥♥, you played Naughtydog games as a kid" ~ Levi

"The difficutly's a lot harder than the average bear" ~ Vinny

"WHAT GAME GENRE DON'T YOU HAVE A BAD HISTORY WITH?!" ~ Levi

"This gun has as much kick as the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you played with" ~ Zomey

"I would take a ♥♥♥♥ in the ass if you would just shut the ♥♥♥♥ up for 1 SECOND!" ~ Greg Giraldo

"I didn't know your vagina was the metrodome" ~ Tom Segura

"Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone." ~ Doug Stanhope

"if dem- is latin for skin does it mean demoman is just skin man" ~ Zomey

"If home is where the heart is, i'd live in my upper chest" ~ Pat the Bunny

"It's impossible to sneeze while pissing." ~ George Carlin

"It was PAINFULLY russian" ~ Zomey

"I'm legally blind right now so let's see if i can win as engi" ~ Zomey

"im not even exaggerating when i say captain summers sounds like darth vader having an allergic reaction to peanut butter" ~ Zomey