Merry Christmas / new years. Best luck into 2021! -

👻 Have a SPOOKY Halloween 2020! 👻 -

Hey, Towel. It's me. Amanda. We had feelings for each other in 8th grade, and fell in love in high school. We were together until the end of senior year. Now we're both in college, and we're almost through our first semester. What happened? You just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dropped me from everything- Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook. You even blocked my number and refused to make any sort of contact with me throughout the times we saw each other on our dorms. When I went to your house a few weeks after, thinking you just needed some time or that there was something bothering you, your mom answered the door. She told me that you were scared. Of love. Of being close to someone. You can't keep pushing me away-- I care about you. I love you. I know it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary to be vulnerable to someone because they can hurt you more than anyone, but I would never hurt you. What you did ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurt me. I'm not mad at you though. I understand. Just please, talk to me.

have a 🎃 SPOOKY 🎃October!

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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it.

a book titled "How to Seduce Women" but all the pages are just pictures of a man groping an Elmo plush toy