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Trash game made by presumably Jewish developers, basically a (poor attempt at a) cash grab:

- Input / keyboard binds don't work correctly and took 20-30 minutes to set up, with multiple game restarts required.
- It takes 15 minutes worth of looting to build and light one camp fire, while it starts raining every 3-5 minutes.
- Generally, looting is what you will do the most, especially in the first few acts - prepare to die over, and over, and over, and OVER again and again, by snake bites, venomous ants, blood sucking leeches, just to name a few.
- The introduction / tutorial is useless for the actual game-play, it does not teach valuable in-game skills, so you will have to find out 95% of the game mechanics on your own.
- The game does not tell you how to make progress, even on the lowest difficulty level - it is basically brute force, you just get general hints with VERY vague location and task information.
- The game is un-optimized, running at 30-60 FPS on a GTX-1080 connected to a 2K Dell IPS Panel at Medium graphics settings, with frame drops ranging from 15-20 fps to straight up deadlocks, i.e. the entire game freezing for up to 3 seconds.
- The in-game character has a seemingly insatiable hunger and thirst - you drink 10 coconut cups filled with water, the equivalent of 2 liters of water, and 5 minutes later, you hear the character moan "I am sooooo thirsty..", next second he collapes.. same with food, this guy burns through more food than most American families in an entire week, in just 30 minutes!

Even with a retail key price of just 4 Euros, I give this game a rating of 0/10, it will be refunded through the chosen key-seller - do not support developers abusing the Greenlight / early access feature. The so called "Patches" released every few months do not change anything, as can be proven by just creating a checksum of every single game file pre and post update. You are not getting a patch, you are re-downloading the files you already have on your file system.

Definite malicious intent by the developers, also don't think the reviews are legitimate either - probably either a paid service to improve reviews, or they are using their own infrastructure and sock-puppet accounts to spam positive reviews.

Game is definitely NOT finished, not even close - if the employees of my company developed AND published such crap, they would be fired without a second chance - that should say everything you need to know about the game.
发布于 2021 年 8 月 5 日。 最后编辑于 2021 年 8 月 6 日。
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