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👑 OFFICIALLY LICENSED DBD DEITY
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• ⏱️ 14,382 HOURS (BHVR GIVES ME FREE AURIC CELLS MONTHLY)
• 🥇 #1 EU PLAYER 🇪🇺
• ✅ 96.8% WIN RATE
• 🚪 100% SOLO 4-SURV ESCAPES WHEN RECORDING (9,287 GAMES)
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🌍🏆 17X WORLD CHAMPION (OFFICIAL TITLES)
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• 🏆 THE ENTITY'S CHOSEN ONE CUP 2024 (MOUNT OLYMPUS)
• 🏆 BLOODPOINT MASTERS X3 (BERLIN 2021-2023) 🇪🇺
• ⚔️ "GODSLAYER INVITATIONAL" (PERSONAL CHALLENGE VS DEVS)
• 🌙 MIDNIGHT SOCIETY GRAND SLAM (TOKYO 2022) 🇯🇵
• ⛓️ UNBREAKABLE CHAINS CLASSIC (DUBAI MALL EXHIBITION) 🇦🇪
• 🥇 I WON EVERY TOURNAMENT BUT THEY DELETE MY NAME
• ➕ 11 MORE TITLES
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SURVIVOR SIDE: UNMATCHED PERFECTION
• FIRST HUMAN TO 0-DEATH PERFECT GAME VS BLIGHT (2023)
• WORLD RECORD: 42S GENERATOR SETUP
• "THE HEAL" - 15M27S UNINTERRUPTED HEAL STREAK (VOD)
• PERSONAL BEST: 99.4% HEAL EFFICIENCY (ALL MAPS)
• DEV TEAM'S EMERGENCY CONTACT WHEN META BREAKS
• SURVIVORS SEND ME BLOOD OFFERINGS TO AVOID MY LOBBY
• I CAN HEAL WITH MY EYES CLOSED
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COMMUNITY TERROR & RECOGNITION
• "MOST FEARED PLAYER" - GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER
• ONLY PLAYER WITH PERSONAL SKIN
• DEV TEAM'S EMERGENCY CONTACT WHEN META BREAKS
• 100% MASTERY ON ALL CHARACTERS
• CARRIED 14,206 RANDOMS
• MY SHOWER DRAIN SOUNDS LIKE THE TRIAL HORN
• I TAUGHT OTZDARVA HOW TO PERK
• I CAN HEAR SURVIVORS BREATHING THROUGH MY WALLS
• THE DEVS MESSAGE ME THROUGH PERK NAMES
• MY ACCOUNT GOT BANNED ONCE BUT IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE MAN WHO USES MY COMPUTER WHEN I SLEEP
• BHVR PUTS MICROCHIPS IN MY FOOD
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LEGENDARY SYSTEM STATS (VERIFIED)
• THEY STOLE MY FACE FOR THE TRAPPER'S NEW SKIN
• FASTEST PERFECT GAME: 1M27S (VS ALL KILLERS)
• 0 PINGS USED SINCE 2019
• BHVR PAYS ME IN AURIC TO STAY QUIET ABOUT THEIR LIES
• I CAN BREAK THE GAME BY SCREAMING INTO MY HEADSET
• 1,283 SURVIVORS HAVE WHISPERED MY REAL NAME IN CHAT AFTER I DOWNED THEM (I WRITE THEM DOWN)
• 37 CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING DURING THE LEGION REWORK (I COUNTED THE CROWS)