If it ain’t straight to gag on the ♥♥♥♥ and balls of another man, purely in thanks for a public service he performed, I don’t know what straight is, frankly.

I would kneel in front of this man and greedily drink his ♥♥♥, for no other reason than the fact a simple thank you is not enough. I would swallow load after load, only because I am that appreciative. I would fill my stomach with his seed, only because it’s the right thing to do.

And obviously, I’m straight.

And to be clear, I don’t even care if it’s the dude or not. I’m just a nice guy.

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I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.

My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.

- 1 million rep Has 'top' in his name but my bussy is still empty.

+rep no taunt go face)