Hello "tool",

This is "Hildy's" mother. My son "forgot" to turn in his math assignment today, making this the third time this semester. I will be taking his computer away so he can learn the value of accountability, and he wanted me to inform you that he will be unable to play in "E.S.E.A. Open League". Next time you see my son on the web, please try to instill some worthwhile values in him as he seems to respect you as a role model. Tell him something like "pro fraggers always turn in their math homework on time". We had to ask him why he keeps yelling "SCALE" on the bench at his hockey games.

Regards,
"Hildy's" Mom

mccheesey wasn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement? cheesey puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. obzenx breaks records, tool breaks records. cheesedog breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic

I’m such a storepilled foodcell. Totally serving up producecore vibes

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Wouldnt stop talking about how he wanted to get kidnapped by a girl and said that he wanted to be forced to have sex against his will???????????? This guy is weird.....

huge day for me today. got promoted! spent the first two hours (6-8 in the morning) ripping a drogue off one of our planes which basically gives the airplane a sex change. our planes have pp's that put fuel in other planes normally, but the drogue lets marine jets throw their hot dogs down our hallways if you catch me drift. anyway, two hours of gender swapping later and i am covered HEAD TO TOE in my own sweat thanks to it being 90 FREAKIN DEGREES at SEVEN IN THE MORNIN'! walk back inside and everybody's bein made quiet and gigglin. finally get a lil fed up when nobody's answering my questions//pleas for help, when all of a sudden BIG BOSS pops out and says "there's ma boy! hildy, congratulations!" we didn't get a picture but i was glistening and gleaming under the lights due to the ten pounds of water weight i shed earlier that day. figured i'd celebrate with a few superior light beers.

Thanks, Mr. Tool!

Thanks Mr.Tool!

+rep

KLARA!?

SIGNED BY SUMMIT1G

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hahahaha. Your comment caused a little montage to play in my head. First we see Anakin getting his little tramp stamp, and he's all proud. Then we see him training, gaining power in the force, then Mace Windu sees the tat, and laughs and laughs, tells all of the other Jedi. Now we see a bunch of little interactions, where the other jedi don't take Anakin seriously or tease him about his tramp-stamp. Intercut are shots of his face as he gets angrier and angrier. Finally, we see him as darth vader, from behind.. all cyborg'd out. We can see that under his cape, Palps has made sure Vader has a little window on his back where you can see the tat. normally the cape covers it up.

tool

signed by newman

Sik eshays pro'in up wit dak dak and dueliez goin 3 to 16 pwn'g ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with dat kush lingo and dank microphone playin loud beats in thr bak feed caus internet lovez thr music an ther so hipsta caus they listn to avicci and germn tekno

I’m so tired of valorant being normalized

Yeah, different peeks for different freaks, but some people defend it till they're blue in the face. Why!? You're literally flicking to someone who moves like a snail. It's fake crap and it rots your brain the more you play it. If I find out my partner is queuing valo even after all the times I've caught him and told him to stop, he's going to be paying child support. Yes I'm serious, in the sense that I'll leave. Kids won't have to deal with that. He won't actually pay child support damn.

I established early on that that ♥♥♥♥ kills me Oh but you're just insecure and crazy. No. I have morals, thanks. It's really upsetting seeing your partner pretend he's an fps gamer. It crushes you from the inside out the longer you don't say anything and try to be the "cool accepting gf."

Hello tool, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this godess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

nice

Some people are calling tool's videos fake, but please keep in mind this was filmed back when not everything on the internet had to be fake. These were simpler days when if a cat was going to jump on the car in the middle of an intense salvia trip, it wasn't actually put there by Jimmy Kimmel off screen or anything like that. And if he wanted to trip balls for a joke video, he had better actually trip balls. Thank you for reading and if you still think this video is fake then please send me a message and we'll talk about the time tool ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mother. Furthermore, those are not tool's car keys in case you think I'm stupid enough to put him in that sort of position to begin with. And let me again state that if you don't believe me, just remember tool ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom idiot.

I remember the first time I met Tool. See, in those days, I was only allowed to eat beans, nothing but beans. More beans than we knew what to do with. We also fought barefoot. Then one day this dude gets on the bus, chattin everybody up and down the aisles about “good noodles”. Thought I’d teach him a lesson or two but he stopped me and told me about his grandpa’s story when he had to feather it uphill both ways through three feet of snow. Haven’t talked about it since but I’m pretty sure we have the same grandpa

Right: Entry fraggers get more frags with lower SAT scores ( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/337084826819493888/351093749537046529/sat_score_averages_by_role.jpg ) Source: college board statistics ( https://research.collegeboard.org/programs/sat/data )

Left: that just means entry fraggers are oppressed! (sources: factual opinions)

Right: IGLs have lower adr than entries and lower kd ratios yet the societal trope is that entries are dead weight ( Source: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/337084826819493888/351094462967054352/IQ_and_adr.png)

Left: IGLs are being oppressed by their teammates in the scrimmage system and official matches (sources: factual opinions)

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This guy thinks he can enter just about anybody’s Fuel Servicing Safefy Zone without even as much as giving the Refuel Supervisor a heads-up! Frickin civilian billiums just walks in and starts kicking my fire extinguisher’s tires - of course I’m going to lay him out! Guy needed to be taught a lesson, that’s paperwork I’ll take ANY day

You know the feeling of walkin into a town that doesn’t have two-story buildings and eating a burger made of strictly non-domesticated cow beef at a restaurant decorated solely by car parts and vintage Coca-Cola signs? That’s what it feels like drivin a steamin’ hot, red-blooded, white-knuckled, blue-collared, Larry the Cable Guy approved, southern fried, all-American, get-er done, biscuits n’ gravy, Ford, F-150

everybody’s talking about global warming this global warming that. i tell ya what I can’t wait for, tanksgiving! ohh, marone… turkey in red sauce, calamarrrr, yo gabba gabba in red sauce, never ending breadsticks, just like in the old country! and gotta have the vino wine, saint mother theresa! 🤌🤌🇮🇪🍝

mil0- is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. He lives in Milwaukee, has no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi.

When you're listening to tool, just remember that he's not like other IGLs. His calls are incredibly artistic, almost to the point where you have to be paying complete attention to them to even remotely understand them. I remember listening to a strat on Mirage (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought his call was absolute bollocks during the listen. Then, I closed my eyes for a second, and all of a sudden the strat had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way tool could just become something so different when you take a look into his brain. Another thing you should note about tool is that it's easy to get a headache listening to him. Not because he's a bad IGL, but because of how many ideas his calls are riddled with and how complex they are. Soon enough your head will fill to the brim and the rest will just sound like noise to you. Just tune out and give him a listen the next round.

Signed by dobler| +rep this guy is insane

на данном этапе я нахожусь в черном списке фейсита и я проиграл 37 игр из 40 черный пул мать твою еп !! я не сдамся я професиональный игрок фортнайт 4 из 4 лан турниров 1 место на всех ну а в кс невезет в киберспорте!

tool went to the store for some chocolate flavored milk

came home with a thick chocolate colored milf

all she wanted was a lil t-bone gravytrain for christmas

she was purely interested in giving tool the business

is it me or is tool a bit of a boring igl?

like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow tool has 32 flash assists" but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single tool flash assist ?

but try hildy...u can see the flash i remember a hildy flash.

The Cincinnati and Tool Town rivalry goes way back in the game of crowbar wrestling.

I remember the title bout back in 1983 between Chris "The Diddler" Patrowsky and Allan "Too Cool" Jones. It was a gruesome match to say the least. The crowbars were flyin', the crowds were hollerin', the beer was sellin'.

It was definitely a night to remember, but when the final blow was about to be struck; Allan, face battered and bloody, said to Chris, "your city is totally gay, bro."... things were never the same after that day.

Since then, many great men have died and yelled extremely loudly into their poor quality microphones about their love for one city or the other. A Tale of Two Cities for the modern era, an epic unlike any other.

Air is drawn into the intake and compressed by the compressor. Fuel is then added to the compressed air in the combustor, where the fuel-air mixture then combusts. The hot combustion gases expand through the turbine. Some of the power generated by the turbine is then used to turbine the compressor.

The rest is transmitted through the reduction gearing to the propeller. Further expansion of the propeller occurs in the propelling nozzle, where the gases exhaust to atmospheric propellers. The propelling nozzle provides a relatively small propeller of the propelling generated by a turboprop

eat sock

when the cards were down this man rose up. great focus.

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

6+ seasons of HunieCam IM playoff xp, 120 career league ATR (average tips per round), and a portfolio of highlights like this guy has?! Why the ♥♥♥♥ isn’t this guy signed yet HenryG??

im gay- hate

Love how this guy told me i'd be getting an Earl Grey stipend because he makes me purchase an inordinate amount of it to perform at my peak level and I get nothing.

230 dollars on Earl Grey in 4 months and this guy promised he would compensate. SMH if he asks you to join and says he'll pay for your Earl Grey DONT LISTEN ITS A LIE!!!!

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....

I met tool in London during the Faceit Major. He came out of a bush and joined me and my friends on our walk to mcdonalds. Whilst we were walking to the mcd he was bragging about how he taught koosta everything he knew. Got a picture with him where he made fun of my nip jersey. At mcdonalds he took like 10 packs of ketchup. Nice guy. He was pretty drunk.

YOU JUST GOT P A N D A P O S T E D POST THIS PANDA TO YOUR 5 MOST RANDOM FRIENDS XD IF YOU GET 5 RANDOM P A A N N D D A A S S BACK THEN YOU A-I-N-T-R-A-N-D-O-M XD ...^.^>cya l8r =====--_---eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Signing Out!!! xSD

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When I first played with tool, I got highest tear Silver. idk what that is. Masters? So after a few games with trolls, I ended up silver 3, and im now like... silver 4. I main the XM1014, 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides. This information is just to give you guys a general understanding of my experience.

VV

signed by wiLd