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I sexually Identify as an Siege Ram. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rolling over the battlefield stomping through all fortifications in my way. People say to me that a person being a Siege Ram is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a large, heavy log, wheels and a roof resistant to archers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mr. Batterino” and respect my right to bring down Castles and farms equally. If you can’t accept me you’re a ramophobe and need to check your siege engine privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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