Hell nah we getting the Third Temple before GTA 6

Probably never even held a gun before. Sitting in the bathroom yankin off to cartoon porn. I've lived a real life and you snowflakes and your damned ♥♥♥♥♥ asses don't even know what bathroom to use. 57 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genders, your generation is useless and weak. Pathetic liberals wanting everything to be free. Your kind makes me vomit in disgust. Each day I beg for a "triggered" ♥♥♥♥♥ to approach me. Yet none will. I hope someday I can beat a libtard like you into the ground. Man the thought makes me feel soooooo happy! Yet not one has come to me even though I wear mega hats and shirt's. But you little gay ass boys only attack women and the elderly, because you haven't the balls to go after a man. Pathetic ass useless generation. Your mother should have shot you! Daddy should have beat the queer out of you! Drink some bleach and STFU!

America is G.R.E.A.T and that stands for Goyim Robbed Enslaved And Tortured

I smell goyslop!!! w-What is GOYSLOP doing here?!? Ohmygosh what am I going to do?!? THERES GOYSLOP HERE IM FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice deep breath....
*sniff* *sniff*
it smells so good! I love goyslop so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious goysent! It's driving me goyCRAZY!!!!!! If u are goyslop and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiiiiii goyslop!!!!! I love you!

l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I ♥♥♥ a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a little. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both ♥♥♥ and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he ♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

You know I'm a gangsta, G.

You just won't admit it.

You remind me today of a small Mexican Chihuahua

And you call it Sneed's Feed & Seed despite the fact that it was formerly Chuck's.

werner......sneeeeedler

Im raising ducks in mine. Where do you suggest i raise em? Outside? I live inside.

okay, listen little ♥♥♥♥♥♥, have you ever written a compiler? have you ever written an interrupt routine, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥? have you ever written an interrupt routine, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥? no, you haven't, because you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. okay? why don't you go write an interrupt routine, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Ok so the title sounds really bad, but you gotta hear my side of the story. So this dumbass didn’t accept me into the art school that I REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WANTED TO GET INTO!!!! Ever since I was born it felt like Jews were ruining my life, and this was the last straw. Anyways, I killed 6 million of those FILTHY Jews and now everybody hates me???? Like wtf??? Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ATROCITIES are now walking on the streets like they have RIGHTS and you’re cheering????? Woooowww like wtf???? Even after I decided to kill myself because then I didn’t have to deal with Jews, people still called me “probably the worst person in history” and “horrible dictator who ruined millions lives.” I just couldn’t take it anymore. Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Tl;dr: I hate Jews so I killed them, am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

Hater, you, don't even smoke crack, ♥♥♥♥♥, you's a mark fool
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that ho ♥♥♥♥, pass a G that stem
I'm about to blaze up, 'specially when it's after dinner
I changed the game don't get it misunderstood
Hitting it out the glass and that smoke all good
Can't water it with green, get work, got that stick
Laws know I keep it, they on my ♥♥♥♥, these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick

I'm gon' keep winning for real
I'm loving this like my drop Lac on twenty inch wheels
Just hopped off the new Lex on things
My Lamborghini doors open like chicken wings
But I never touch the steering wheel of my Bentley
'Cause when I ride that, my chauffeurette come get me
In my house I got thirteen maids
Seven from the motherland and six from Spain
These ladies straight take care of they thug
Massages, bath sex, showers and back rubs
What... can a baller say?
Sometimes I just chill and don't leave for days
Gettin' freaked while watchin' my ninety inch flatscreen
Ring a bell for ten more girls, are checkin' to see
If they G need huggin'
Warm touching, or old fashion ♥♥♥♥♥♥'

TKS, go to my BEER, in south Brazil 30º C

My political beliefs are as follows:
I support radical women of color, disabled, and transgender centered feminisms
I support the LGBTQIA+ community
I believe that Black Lives Matter
I am against capitalism, colonialism, and imperialism
I am pro-choice
I am Anti-Trump

I saw you checking out my goods. You want a sample 'em? A little try-before-you-buy, huh? Come here, ♥♥♥♥♥! Stand and deliver!

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Went to 8chan for the first time today. It was a terrifying and soul-crushing experience. The hatred and bigotry there is extraordinary, and antithetical to all we stand for as a nation. I hope and pray it's the work of a few crackpots, but I fear the future is lost.

The three ass clowns witnessed the birth of baby Hitler.
In his ice fortress Hitler has awoken.
To the ass clowns his great word was spoken.
The Fuhrer says "Inject the meth, and let's get tokin', the reefer will be smokin"

REMEMBER
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INTELLIGANTE
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MUSLIMS IN OVEN
KILL HEIL GOLAN
ENTERPRISE
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FIND THE GRAND AYRAN
TEMPLE 159228-0553256
judiasm is not ultimate
state form crying sp
unite under the nsdap printer this is not 1939243892
777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 ULTIMATE POWER
NEVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SYMBOLE CODE P ISSA

What the ♥♥♥♥ is with this sub? I was hoping this would be a place to talk about the actual software behind TempleOS or at least the merits of simplicity is CS, but it's just a cesspool of edgelord basement-dwellers jacking themselves off about the latent superiority of straight white men. And also about a dozen other schizophrenics who I'm assuming were drawn here like a moth is drawn to light. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ help

How dare you call yourself a programmer and not know where that precious randomness comes from. But there are a lot of JS and "Full Stack" (lol, if you don't know how the most basic malloc works how can you call yourself full stack??m) programmers that think that randomness comes out of /dev/urandom by some god given right the same way electricity comes out of the wall socket from the electric company.

♥♥♥♥♥♥s look at ray tracing and act like its new tech

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

How y'all know 6 million jews died during the Holocaust bruh who was counting ashes

Here’s something you can do to help make a better world. Do us all a favor and copy your fuhrer's last act alive. Except put a loaded 10 ga shotgun in your mouth, not a wimpy 7.65 mm pistol, then pull the trigger. I'll be glad to lend a hand if you get weak.

I don't dislike black people. I'm not racist, per se, but I hate a lazy low life, no working, dope dealin, thievin♥♥♥♥♥ gang bangin, gun totin, low slum pants wearing ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And that's all you are. You want respect? It's earned brother, not given. You want respect from me? Walk up to me and shake my hand and talk to me like I'm somebody.

once again im 34 im older than your♥♥♥♥♥and ive been playin star wars games since 80s i ogt all kotor games on opc i got dark forces dark ofrces 2 dark forces jedi outcast i got got jedi knight jedi academy i also have sith expansion for dark forces 2 valley of sith lords i got xwing i got tiefighter i got xwing vs tiefighter i got xwing alliance rebel asault rebel assault 2 kotor kotor 2 swtor i got sw ep 1 pod racer so take your new gen♥♥♥♥♥n get the ♥♥♥♥ off my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ once again im 34 im no ♥♥♥♥ing kid moron do u even know what a retro gamer is ♥♥♥♥ nut

I deleted csgo. I was playing comp with voice comms off because I watch vegan youtube on the second monitor while playing, and I prefer not to hear gamers at all, and they kept votekicking me for being bad instead of letting the matchmaking system do its job. It's the last round, I'm already dead, and they kick me so I can't even rank down. I play more chill games now.

[6:09 AM]
benztruck:
old gridania

[6:09 AM]
Heathcote Pursuit:
Home

[6:09 AM]
benztruck:
x 10.2 y 9.4
at least it was until i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything up

American citizens are set to be fined up to $1 million or imprisoned for up to 20 years for criticizing Israel or supporting the BDS boycott, thanks to new legislation sponsored by Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer.

My plan is to kill myself and escape to blackness because I am a waste of human flesh. Existence is pain and I never asked to be here. The end is nigh. #eatarbys

I knock off these hats everytime i see them, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just that, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. i cant wait for one of you asshats try something, i have over 340 hours of bjj training and have studued kung fu in my early years. yes, this is real, yes this is me. you better check yourself before you wreck yourself homies.

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They got rid of CD/DVD. They are coming for our guns.

we taking over ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Portland is seceding from the united snakes of amerikkka deal with it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we gonna have armed road blocks at every road entering The People's Republic of Socialist Portlandia

TRUMP RALLY
INT. BIG ARBY'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA

PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:
I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve jobs. All at kinko's.

The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive).

PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D):
The United Snakes is doing so good. Other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.

President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.

Level 170, Active, Generous, Friendly, over a 1000 games, feel free to add me! :8bitheart:

only to find to your dismay, that you have been fired after an anonymous email was sent to your boss containing the detailed rape fantasy you wrote about her. Struggling to keep back the tears, you ride the bus back home while pondering over how the EDiots found it, after all, you made sure to post it under the name SparklefoxYifflover37, instead of your normal name SparklefoxYifflover73. Upon getting home, you see a mysterious folded piece of paper lying on your doorstep, scanning the area cautiously, you reach down and pick it up, slowly opening it to read the haunting word

and together you make a devious plan for revenge. An hour later, after successfully blanking the article and vandalising several admins user pages, you and your friends say goodnight after a lengthy round of patting each other on the back. Satisfied and proud of your actions in defeating those vile EDiots, you go into a deep sleep. In the morning you catch a bus to your minimum wage job, still bemusing yourself over last nights antics,

It's 10pm, in between watching reruns of MLP, you decide to see if someone has been criticising your art. Scanning your name on Google, you start losing interest when suddenly, you see there is a link to Encyclopedia Dramatica on page 14. Following the link you are shocked to see that someone has not only claimed that your totally original characters are simply recolours and tracings, they have said that what original content you have actually made is nothing more than the fingerpaintings of a 13-year-old, WHEN YOU HAVE CLEARLY SAID MANY TIMES YOU ARE 18. In a fit of rage, you spit the doritos from your mouth and sweep the empty Mountain Dew cans from your desk, logging into your DeviantArt account, you quickly message your twelve followers.

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Alright fine, ♥♥♥♥ it. Just say here, and let's consider the word 'here' to be short for 'Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.'

The bull is HIV positive

I've been rock hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. My wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!
Thoughts?