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always ahead of the game

🌟 Joe was ONCE the MASTER of VIBIN', the GURU of CHILL. His SWAGGER was UNMATCHED, his VIBE game STRONG 💪. But ALAS! Lately, Joe's BEEN OUT of SYNC, his GROOVE MISSIN'. The FUNK has LEFT THE BUILDIN' 😞. Where once was a BOOMIN' BASS, now only a SAD TROMBONE 🎺. Can Joe FIND his VIBE again? Only TIME will TELL.

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+1 rep love this guy he is so silly haha

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Friendly Guy !!! ❤️
We can be friends for future games ^_^


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✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day !




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+rep Aimer 😉
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+rep Trusted CS:GO Player
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+rep Lightweight Babbbyyyyyyyyyy

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god bless america

This thing was so much larger than I ever expected. It was 22 inches long and weighed almost 8 pounds! I can honestly say that I learned my lesson!! It has been about 20 years, and I have to admit that I caused the same issue about 3 or 4 years later. You'd think I would've learned my lesson just from the expense alone. I'm not embarrassed to say that I actually KEPT both of these "plumbing clogs"... an incredible collection of semen, hair, fingernails and everything else you can imagine. I named my first daughter Jessica and the second one Olivia. They are the most incredible creation that I could have imagined. I'm glad I kept them! I will admit that I grew even more in love with caretaker of the "plumbing"!

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up!

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

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.(: did i telly ou
.(: i told a bernie sanders canvasser
.(: that i was writing in richard nixon for democratic nominee
.(: and when she asked 'isnt he dead'
.(: i said hes about as alive as berni sanders campaign
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.(: i did it because i hate earnesty ithink

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tfw you hear a Real Conservative Man talking and ur ladyparts are all like "yum!"

If you have any information about Ted Cruz’s faithfulness, get in touch: brendan.oconnor@gawker.com or tips@gawker.com.

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rip wanker... i never told him how i really felt... if ur out there somewhere, buddy, im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get you for gifting me "shower with dad simulator 2015"

whered u go

Any president who doesn’t begin his day on his knees isn’t fit to be commander in chief.

Endless stream of anal impregnation

"How do you respond to critics who ask 'If your brother and his administration bear no responsibility at all, how do you then make the jump that president Obama and secretary Clinton are responsible for what happened at Benghazi?"

"Well, I, it's--it--the question on Benghazi, which is, hopefully we'll now, finally gets--get the truth to, is: Was the place secure?"

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nothing really matters: 90% of soloqueue is preventing your team morale from deteriorating
nothing really matters: a strategic whoops lightens the moods

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☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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as i lay dying: u should watch this anime its cool

Gurpel: did u watch eva
as i lay dying: no
as i lay dying: is that hte one with the eyepatch anime girl
Gurpel: ...of course u would be interested in the eyepatch girl...
as i lay dying: yes
as i lay dying: shes my
as i lay dying: waifu

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the halloween turtle and the thing taylor posted are both good !!!!!

Once many years ago I posted on GBS about this girl in a wheelchair that I met in college. She was asian and cute and being in a wheelchair brought out these protective instincts in me. My thread about her blew up and was really popular and it made me super uncomfortable having goons always asking about her in that thread and completely un-related threads. So I lied and said we weren't together anymore.

That wasn't true though, and we actually almost got married. After a few years of dating, we were in bed together and she was sleeping and I was really turned on. Our sex life was pretty non-existent because she didn't have any feeling in her vagina, so we only had sex rarely, most often it was her giving me a blowjob. But this had all petered out over the last few months.

So I was feeling really turned on and I had always wanted to have anal sex, so this one night I couldn't stop myself. I lubed up my penis and slow put it into her butt. She couldn't feel it so she didn't wake up, and it turned me on more than anything to feel like I was doing something forbidden without her knowledge. I came almost instantly in her butt.

Over the next two weeks I proceeded to ♥♥♥♥ her butt every night after she was asleep, becoming more and more rough as she continued to not wake up. But then something unimaginable happened. She started complaining about having anal incontinence. She went to the doctor and the doctor didn't know what had changed, and said she'd probably just have to wear diapers.

I was too scared to tell her the truth, and so ashamed that I ended up breaking up with her. She probably thinks it was because she had to start wearing diapers, but I know the real reason.

ur just jealous of my shell: its like the peoplewho say meth isnt that bad
ur just jealous of my shell: because drs prscribe amphetamines all the time
click heads: hahahahaha
click heads: is that a thing
ur just jealous of my shell: yes
ur just jealous of my shell: yes thats a thing
ur just jealous of my shell: im not sure if its still a thing
ur just jealous of my shell: but when i was 12
ur just jealous of my shell: and trolling the competitive super smash brotehrs forum Debate Hall (invite only)
ur just jealous of my shell: that was a regular argument

I consider myself a very guanine person in my intentions and my friends trust me a lot. I have helped women in the past deal with break ups and problems in their own lives. I deeply care for women and support feminism along with gay rights. I am mainly looking for something like friends with benefits on here or maybe a short-term relationship because I am new to dating now. I would also consider a long term relationship if things work out well. I am new to working in the job market right now and don't have the money to pay for in person dates yet so I really can't take anyone out on dates yet. I am huge Sci-Fi fan and online gamer too. I also really like rock music. I am also a dreamer with a great imagination. I also like things like English Writing, History and Science a lot though I am somewhat bad at math.

So I have remade my profile on here because for I awhile I was on here not knowing what exactly to look for though now I think I understand what I need. I am seeking a romantic relationship outside of the Internet, but through a close friendship first. I am also open to more causal encounters just not in person because I haven't been with a women yet and I don't like the idea of sleeping around. I know some things about sex and I know all about my sexuality. I really care about people even when I let my hormones get the best of me in the past. I am very smart, open-mind, wise and compassionate.

I also see myself as a real life Gray Jed leaning towards the good side (Light Side) of the Force (Life Energy like Chi) which I believe in as being the Force that holds the universe together Life Energy to me has two different sides Good and Evil. One side of life energy serves God in my view and the other serves the Devil. I also believe in Carma and Yin/Yang. I have been through a lot in my life and have learned a lot about life in general, but I still have at least one great flaw. I have never had a girlfriend before for years because of my lack of understanding how to develop romantic relationships over time, but now thanks to two close female friends I have learned how to seek the love I have always wanted.