Texas: World's Greatest Country
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Texas City, Texas, United States
All those other states, man, they just WISH they could be Texas. Greatest Country on the Earth; better than even 'MURRICA, California, or even the Confederacy. Teeeexas ain't even got no taaaaxes (except the ones you pay--they have those), and they all got some naaaace things....like chicken.

Yeah. Teeexas. Come on in and gluglugluglug....
All those other states, man, they just WISH they could be Texas. Greatest Country on the Earth; better than even 'MURRICA, California, or even the Confederacy. Teeeexas ain't even got no taaaaxes (except the ones you pay--they have those), and they all got some naaaace things....like chicken.

Yeah. Teeexas. Come on in and gluglugluglug....
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76561198057083931 2012 年 8 月 17 日 下午 11:42 
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stub 2012 年 7 月 30 日 下午 10:28 
Gah... add me on your other accounts too :p
76561198057083931 2012 年 7 月 15 日 上午 2:17 
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/542932685053002329/3173660C0E67066135E5C60B654C70521C98C8C8/ Behold sir. Your idea has deprived me of precious work time and sleep.. but it is done. next time I come over Ill stick it on a flash drive for you ;D