Jeff 最近的评测

This is a pretty good game, highly recommended!

gun go brrrrrr

Great game! I love the variety of things to do!
The progression with the tower feels satisfying and the mini games are generally fun to play around with.


EXCEPT ONE THING

♥♥♥♥ CYLINDRO

♥♥♥♥ THIS CIRCLE-CUBE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ AND HIS ENDLESS WAVES OF BLUEBERRY PISS THAT NEVER END
(you can't even outrun it if you are too close to it once it changes directions)
AND ♥♥♥♥ HIS DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOMP ATTACK THAT HE DOES AFTER SPASMING OUT LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥


AND GUESS WHAT THE REWARD IS FOR BEATING HIM

THAT'S RIGHT...

MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CYLINDRO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyway, great game, boss could be better, I guess. 9/10, would recommend.

has no profanity filter for your username ingame
pretty gay though, 0/10

It's honestly not that great.
The pixel art is very nicely done and the game itself is polished, I have encountered no bugs during the time i played.
The combat mechanics aren't bad, using ranged weapons just takes a little getting used to. The boss fights are completely manageable and usually have some unique gimmick to them, which makes them less boring.
The jokes range from being okay to being outright unfunny, though that's just a personal opinion.
The gameplay loop however, consists of being told exactly what you're supposed to right away and then just ticking off boxes on your list of chores instead of being able to properly explore the game and its' mechanics. The items you get range from useful things like med packs to being completely gimmicky and kind of useless.
With this fairly linear game design and a barely engaging story, likely due to the fact that it's just a parody, the game simply doesn't feel worth playing to me.
If you are a fan of the old metal gear game, you can give this game a try. If you aren't, then I simply cannot recommend this game to you.

only stop playing when your brain is starting to bluescreen

the factory must grow

10/10

Just Monika

Your mother smells of elderberries!

10/10 would insult elderberries again