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MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ACTS LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥, BUT IS WHITE.

What you have there is a "♥♥♥♥♥♥". Rough crowd.

IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?

They're as common as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a cage with a few hundred genuine ♥♥♥♥♥♥s and you'll soon find it stops acting like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. However, leave it in the cage and let the ♥♥♥♥♥♥s dispose of it. The best thing for any ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a dose of TNB.

MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMELLS REALLY BAD

And you were expecting what?

WHERE SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

When you came in here, did you see a sign that said " Dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥ storage"? That's because there ain't no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sign.

MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN

They all do this. Shorten your ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.

WILL MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ATTACK ME?

Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If ♥♥♥♥♥♥s successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why ♥♥♥♥♥♥ uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).

MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".

Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.

MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is full of. This is why some models of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ are sold as "The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥".

DISPOSAL OF DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥S.

♥♥♥♥♥♥s die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their ♥♥♥♥♥♥s dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The police will collect the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and dispose of it for you.

COMMON PROBLEMS WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥S:

MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS VERY AGGRESIVE

Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity ♥♥♥♥♥♥? What are we, short of ♥♥♥♥♥♥s or something?

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YELP REVIEW 5/5 ★★★★★
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This underaged young man has the finest quality of the anus. His ass so tight make a ♥♥♥♥♥ squeal for help like a woman trapped in a enflamed house. Not only is his ass of the finest but the mouth on this one is insane. This one be sucking better than a power vacuum..♥♥♥♥, it might even compare to a Black Hole. I swear I saw Jesus coming down the stairs in brilliant bright light. This one's mouth is the Truth. However, to every good, there is every bad. I would not pay for his handjob services. That ♥♥♥♥ ripped the skin off my ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ be peeling banana or something. Other than that, after my trip to the doctor, I would come for his service again. Oh, and he also charges extra for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on his face. He said I have a good aim since I hit both his eyes.