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~ X-47
rubix-cubes-for-charity.tumblr.com
It's pretty awesome so just go ahead and follow me I guess...
PLEASE
*eats the whole box*
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your best friend."
We all know Chell is gone. We all know she will never go back. And heck, we all know she's quite possibly DEAD.
But we all know about the man who still lurks the very test chambers of Aperture Science Laboratories...
DOUG RATTMANN.
If they make a Portal 3, I hope that we play as Doug Rattmann.
He could stumble across a portal gun, and try to find his way out through the very inner workings and test chambers of Aperture Science. He could have conversations with the Companion Cube, and during the level sometimes even "psych out".
And at the end he better make it out or die. I'm not letting Valve milk out Portal forever, I just really want a third game with Doug Rattmann.
(I hope Wheatley comes back too. I know it will never happen, but I love the little guy. HE'S SO ADORABLE!)
I wonder how many hours will be wasted on me playing that game...
Ok, just like any MvM map, only 6 players at a time. But instead of the bots trying to destroy your base, you dstroy one of the robot factories, with none other than a payload cart.
Main Obective: You push the cart to destroy the factory, while hordes of robots try to stop you.
I know this may never be a map, but I would LOVE to see it happen.
Step 2: Wait for Half Life 3
Step 4: Skip 3 and make Half Life 2: Episode 2: Episode 1
Step 5: Throw your monitor out of the nearest window. If a window isn't available, a family member will suffice
Well done, you now own your very own Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
...
[EDI] ViciousHaze: GUESS WHOS BAACK
Rubix Cubes For Charity™: MY GRANDMA IS BACK FROM THE DEAD?
Rubix Cubes For Charity™: YAY!
[EDI] ViciousHaze: NO
[EDI] ViciousHaze: ME
Rubix Cubes For Charity™: Oh.
Rubix Cubes For Charity™: Well, should I be excited or something?
[EDI] ViciousHaze: D:<
...
I'm a wonderful friend.
Fro-pocalypse, 140 cash. JOKER.
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.
GPeggle™: That is why.
GPeggle™: I hate it when Hitler steals my cheese.
GPeggle™: That is why.
GPeggle™: Nothing says public speaking, like a mouthful of saliva.
GPeggle™: That is why.
GPeggle™: It ejaculated a golden shower of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pineapples.
GPeggle™: That is why.
GPeggle™: Rats are allergic to fire.
GPeggle™: That is why.
Gpeggle™: You can drink your drink, but you cant food your food.
GPeggle™: That is why.
GPeggle™: That is why, and it will alway be why.
Macoroni, Macoroni,
Put the cheese in the noodles, and whaddya get?
Persuader, Shotgun
Front Runner
Track Terrorizer
Ball-Kicking Boots
~Buying them all. (Soon)
I got the next best thing. Moonbase Alpha. Normally, it would be a NASA simulator on the moon, but instead it's a free to play "Goof-off" simulator for friends to play and ♥♥♥♥ around all the time with the text to speech system. People have managed to get it to sing songs (including the MLP theme if you're into that thing)
Also, if you like space (And who doesn't, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥' SPACE) there's something like Space Simulator or something like that which randomly genorates solar systems for you to explore and stuff.
Space is mad fun, 'yo
Which is funny, because it didn't.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
It's just where I post weird, random, funny things on the internet that I find.
All right, lonerboy!