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There is always going to be a lot of collateral damage; there are lots of villains, and there are lots of villainous deeds going on at any given time. Part of my job is to prioritize which villains I am going to combat. You know, so I take a look around, I see if there are any good-looking women who need to be rescued immediately, and then I sort of start from there and work my way down the list. If you have Tubby Joe Schmoe over there with a laser pointed at his head, then he might have to wait in line a little while.

Yes, I have fought my fair share of villains, and they all have their own unique challenges. You know, they have their zombie-monkeys, their giant-laser-robots, and their super aquatic ninja-pygmies.

But I tell you, once in a while, the real kicker is I get these dames, man. These dame villains. And they have the curves, the hair, and the big eyes, and boy! Those ones, they are really hard to kill. Especially the ones where they come up and they are looking at you, and you are looking at them, and you feel that simpatico, you know? Like, she is digging you and you are digging her digging you, and boy, you have to take a jog around the block real quick and sort of get your concentration back.

Compose yourself, because you know, you cannot get distracted by these sort of thoughts when you are going up against a Supervillain. That is one of the hard parts of the job, you know? When you come across a dame who is really something to look at, and you just have to let her have it, because she is a villain. Yes, those are the bad days.