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╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
╚╩╩╩╝
Time for to get candy for no reason
Be it candy bars
Or just a couple jars;
Bring your spookiest
Bring your boniest
♥♥♥♥ me in the butt
Because on Halloween we gonna bust a nut
10:39 PM - Sparties!: w-well it is
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
11:39 AM - Redhead Overdrive!: puss puss saves the zoo
hehe SHIIIINEEEEE
That no one understands,
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands.
Vicky: Bed twirp!
Doom and Gloom up in his room,
Is broken instantly,
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish,
Cuz in reality they are his Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
Wanda: Wands and wings,
Comso: Floaty Crowny things,
Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
Really odd, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy:Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guave juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake,
Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
It flips your lid when you are the kid,
With Fairly Odd Parents,
Vicky: Yeah right,
*pop!*
Yo, Danny Fenton He Was Just 14
When his parents built a very strange machine
Designed to view a world unseen
(he's gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom)
When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit
then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom),
When he first woke up he realized he had snow white hair
and glowin' green eyes
he could walk through walls, disappear, and fly
he was much more unique than the other guys
It was then Danny knew what he had to do
he had to stop all the ghosts who were coming through
he's here to fight
for me and you
(He's gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom
gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom
gonna catch em all cause he's DANNY PHANTOM)
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f u c k b o y
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Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)