I found my dad’s vape, took one of those deep "lemme-see-God" inhales people always post about... and I swear to you, it was the most aggressively mid thing I’ve ever done.
My throat is on fire. I got like 0.00002 seconds of “tingly brain” followed by absolutely nothing. Not even a mood boost. I’ve had wings that did more to my central nervous system.
I genuinely do not understand how y’all are out here hitting these like 30 times a day like it’s communion. What’s the appeal? The flavor? The burn? The fleeting sense of rebellion?
I expected to be altered. I expected to see colors. I got... slightly dizzy and a headache. Is the goal to simulate asthma?
Anyway. Vape culture: 3/10. The actual high itself was decent but there's a lot of other ways to get it...

Hentai is better than corn, and I can point out multiple reasons on why my statement is a solid fact. Firstly, hentai allows for people to escape the boundaries of normal corn, as they are not bound by any physical, psychological, or plain impossible limitations that normal corn has due to being filmed in the field. Hentai, on the other hand, is not bound by anything, as it is either drawn or animated. This allows for the absolute creativity for hentai artists to be able to have when crafting their works in order to pleasure another person. Secondly, hentai is able to have better stories. In normal corn, you have all the same types of stories, such as being picked by a farmer. And, most corn actors are just plain ♥♥♥♥♥♥. .

+rep gave me the christmas present of my dreams ( a kiss on the lips)

Merry Christmas techie! Stay safe this year and make it a great next year!

wiggerisms idk 11/4/2024

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I’m going to kill myself and take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family.