Satoshi 最近的评测

Played the game for ~3 minutes. Made my first money pack. Threw it on the conveyor and it disappeared. Game stuck forever. Money gone. No way to advance. What a buggy piece of ♥♥♥♥. I don't have the time to fight a broken piece of ♥♥♥♥ game.

Game stopping bugs encountered within 5 minutes of playing. Can't get past the first door. Restarted several times. I'm guessing the rest of the content will be equally ♥♥♥♥ but I'll never know.

It's like they didn't play test it AT ALL and have no idea what they're doing.

Gameplay is simple but kind of fun for a while. It's extremely thin. Got my loadout switched before a boss fight, which is annoying. Game loaded into the wrong monitor, which was stupid. Cut scenes are great, but I can watch those on youtube. Meh.

It's dumbed down Stalker Anomaly and it's not finished. No auto-sort so you either spend half your time fiddling with the inventory, or you ignore it and have a mess. Are sorting algorithms that hard? I played the same level ~30 times and never was able to unlock any of the other zones. No indication of when they would be unlocked. Something about reputation? Not clear how to get more. REALLY hard to tell which dudes will shoot you on sight and which dudes won't. Some shoot cotton candy and bad vibes, some will lazer beam your eyeballs through your butt as soon as you see them on screen.

I'll come back in a year.

I'm also mad I just got a better gun, added all my mods, sold my old gun, then found out I couldn't buy or make ammo for it. No way to load a save. Ok game, if you don't want me to play you, I won't play. There are 100 different ammo types and they all look basically the same and the only way to see the type is by hovering over it. And there are only about 16 pixels for each ammo type so good luck remembering them.

Was fun to pilot a big robot for a while. Looks and plays like a dozen other games I played 10-20 years ago, so got bored fast. I just kept thinking "Is this it? Just dodge, shoot, dodge, shoot, repair, over and over again, with slightly different weapons?" Do I need to play for 100 hours before I unlock all the fun stuff? Why are swords in the game if every AC just dodges. I love that they dodge and all, but just take out the swords or put a little banner on them saying "useless against non-stationary targets" so I know not to get my hopes up.

Gameplay loop: Do everything right or do it over again with no consequences.

Storyline: Icons representing people you don't care about talk about things that don't matter in between missions.

Progression: Linear. On rails. I'm guessing all the cool stuff to build your mech out of exists and I was just locked out of buying it until I put in 100 more hours.

Project Zombid is easily 10x better, and that's without all the fun mods.

This looks and feels like a PS3 game. Zombies infinitely respawn, sometimes behind your back, meaning there's no sense of progress. Why bother clearing out zombies, just run away. Why fight, ever? You can get everything you need just by running. If you need to fight, just shoot it a few times and run away from the horde that comes from the noise.

Melee and stealth combat is janky and clunky, and for how high stakes it is, this is unacceptable. You can sometimes crouch right in front of zombies and they won't notice you, while other times they'll notice you doing a stealth kill in the bushes 20 feet away.

First couple hours were hard but fun. Got my first mission. Find a beacon. Got it. Oh now you need to find this house. Got it. Oh now you need to defend this house and it's swarming with an infinite number of bear cubs that spawn right on top of you, an adult bear, and a couple dozen wolves. I killed about 100 bear cubs, wore out my bow and knife multiple times, died to the bear. Somehow the game forgot my respawn point and deleted random walls to my base (no damage anywhere else).

♥♥♥♥ this game. The people who made it hate you.

Left4Dead but far less polished or like Killing Floor but slightly more polished. Zombie animations are cardboard. Movement is stilted and slow. Everything looks and sounds the same, with important events like a team mate going down not standing out. Character abilities feel weak and lame. Progression is clunky, not obvious, and doesn't feel powerful. Randoms you play with are drop-dead retarded most of the time but I won't hold that against the game too much.

The positive reviews on this are some kind of paid psy-op or something. It's like every game right now is so ♥♥♥♥ that a half-decent game is amazing. Core gamplay loop is boring and ugly. L4D is a much, much better game.

Your experience will be to slowly melee though a bunch of levels which all look the same over and over again with voiceless, Hellen Keller level retarded team mates so you can get 2,000 gold to go towards your 36,000 cammo gun skin or 8,000 gold for a gun which gives 3.5% more headshot damage than your current gun, which you'll hardly use unless you have the right class for it.

Played for about 15 minutes. The game gives you a ship and then blows it up with no way for you to avoid it. Kind of confusing and badly scripted. Built a new ship, mined a few asteroids, hired a few crew, and then my ship wouldn't fly anymore because I was somehow using more power than it generated. Removed all my turrets, fired my crew, still couldn't fly. Couldn't leave my ship. Couldn't move. Couldn't figure out how to dock and all I could find online was a bunch of threads asking "Has anyone figured out how to dock yet?"

Ehhh, hard pass.

Pros:
Really nice animations
Fight mechanics are pretty good

Cons:
Story line is stupid. You spend the whole game trying to get into an ancient alien vault because some guy put a USB drive down there with some data that you just end up destroying anyway. And this isn't a spoiler since you know nothing major happens as a result of this data because the game takes place before the original trilogy.

Gameplay loop is somewhat repetative. A bunch of maze worlds with decent puzzles if you're into that sort of thing. You have to go there multiple times but the game doesn't tell you that. So that first world with that really interesting dragon thing you want to check out and spend 2 hours trying to get to? You can't get to it.

Requires the Origin launcher. Made my game not start half the time.


Warning: It's a platformer. There are fake RPG elements but all they do is change the color of your poncho and look of your tiny lightsaber which is covered up mostly by your hands. There's no real progression. There's no decision making. It's just not that kind of game.

Overall: Just watch the 3 hours of cutscenes on youtube. The animations really are quite good and the characters feel real. Or buy it for 20-30$ when it's on sale.