Be me
25 at the time
Beta loser who cant get laid
Pathological fear of girls since some ♥♥♥♥♥ mind ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me
Have a younger sister 13 at the time
My sister is boy crazy really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist
Announces that shes seeing him
Dad and I start discus plans on how to shoot the bastard
Few days later brings the dude home
Tall scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead
Visible shrimp ♥♥♥♥
My dad and I tell him hes walked into the courtroom
Discuss for a few minutes
They go out
Dad tells me its not going to last his ♥♥♥♥ is tiny
Sis comes home
Announces it was fun
Around a week later my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl
Shes worried that he secretly wants this girl back
Week later overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
He drugged and raped me while I was unconscious
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Tell my dad this
Laughs uncontrollably
MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughters first relationship would go down