There once was a civilization that knew nothing but technology and the occasional sticking pencils in their noses and ears and listening to loud techno beats with underwear on their heads. One member of this civilization was a scientist who thought it would be the best idea to create a cyborg as amazing as themselves, little did they know this new off bred..thing.. would escape and land herself here on a small planet called earth. The crazy bot took up gaming since it seemed to be the only thing they programmed her with before she escaped. Using her vast knowledge of pwning and getting rekt (and the occasional underwear on the head) this young cyborg set out for a shenanigans filled life with mischief and crazy adventures. With her hatred for pants and love of techno beats, Techie, would show the world what a pantsless, steampunk loving, majestic potato, cyborg could do. And what was that you may ask? Just look at the scientist with the pencil in his nose and there you will find the answer you seek.

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