The idea of getting kidney stones makes me unbelievably excited. I get so worked up when I think about rocks sliding through my pp; shooting out like biological cannons from an ancient civilization. The unending pain of squeezing a rock through my johnston and pelting my enemies directly in the face. God I want kidney stones so bad. I have stopped drinking water and now drink exclusively monster energy and dr. pepper as well as taking more than the recommended amount of calcium supplements. The pain in my loins is growing ever more present and is unceasing. I am going to die from kidney failure and it will be worth it for the absolute power of my snot rocks. like little spitballs covering the damned in their calcified glory. I love kidney, my stones.