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Who needs a high IQ
as this is what you need
To watch Rick and Morty
Consider, if you please
the deep references
and the subtle homor
Rick's nihilistic views
Existential catchphrase:
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
The fans, they know this stuff
They're simply smart enough
I have a Rick tattoo
and no, it's not for you
Only the girls can see
If they have five IQ points less than me
I called his mother and told her that I was a psychologist and that her son had a terrible gaming addiction. The dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ actually bought it. Since I didn't live too far way from this kid I convinced the ♥♥♥♥♥ that I do private counseling and she ended up hiring me for $30 per session.
So for 4 weeks I was this kids ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psychologist but instead of doing counseling I installed some cheats on his computer to get him vacced and traded all of his skins (that his mother had paid for) to my account.
So to summarize: I got paid $240 for my 'counseling' and $400 worth of skins.
It was a nice adventure. 10/10 would do again.
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